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# Probably not safe for work.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/x/girlsulk.jpg
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:14, archived)
# It clearly isn't SFW
*doesn't fwap*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:16, archived)
# hang on a second.
Where did the "probably not?" go to....
(I helped save b3ta! chandler3224, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:17, archived)
# You have just witnessed
a ninja edit
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Where? Where?
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# I
feel Privileged. And not that Joanna bloody Lumley advert.
(I helped save b3ta! chandler3224, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# not as bad as those
adverts with michael twunting winner in
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:23, archived)
# CALM DOWN DEAR
He's almost dead


/hull
(I helped save b3ta! chandler3224, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:24, archived)
# I like Michael Winner.
He is happy to mock himself, and yet remains pompous.

He claims that his central influence was the great Spanish surrealist director Luis Bunuel, of Belle de Jour and Le Chien Andalou fame. I doubt this is true.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# This argument has been raging since before the beginning of time.
"Could it be mistaken for porn?"

Well, technically, I don't think it could be mistaken for porn, and therefore it SHOULD be safe for work. However, it contains boobs and so I have decided to post a link instead. What a nice chap I am.

It's ART! ART, I tell you. Fuck it, it really doesn't matter. We live in a world in which Stephen Murphy is World Snooker Champion. Nothing makes sense anymore.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18, archived)
# I don't have a job
so I don't care if it's safe for work or not
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19, archived)
# your site is blocked by websense here
so i'm assuming you're into kiddy porn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19, archived)
# No.
My site is blocked because it's so entertaining and amazing that if you saw it, you would never get any work done.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# i know, i've seen it at home
*cough* nonce *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# No. I have indulged in many fetishes,
but I have no erotic feelings towards children. In fact they disgust me slightly.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Art
Pfft. So is this

www.jabcomix.com/jabarchives/comix/wronghouse/Page09.htm

NSFW. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! chandler3224, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Why...
...was that link already purple...
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# that`ll be Shaun Murphy then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Yes. I had a nagging feeling his name wasn't Stephen.
Shaun Murphy. Nice chap. A bit fat.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# most certainly unafraid of the pies
I didn`t really care who won (which is unusual) but I wanted it to go to the final frame, and for it to be a real nail biter
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33, archived)
# I think the argument should not be "Could it be mistaken for porn?"
but instead should be "Could it be mistaken for porn by someone's over-50 over-weight over-sensitive female manager?"

That sounds horribly sexist, but I honestly do think a male manager would be less bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:28, archived)
# its
THE BOOBIES.





/fwap
(I helped save b3ta! chandler3224, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:16, archived)
# *attaches milking contraption*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:16, archived)
# i wish you'd stop calling me that
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Hello Rob.
How are you?
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19, archived)
#
10 more minutes until the fwapping can commence
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18, archived)
# stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22, archived)
# and crossed legs
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Mmmmm,
pendulous.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19, archived)
# I say
It looks like Pete Doherty
(Timmah, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:20, archived)