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[challenge entry] the secret gps all london taxi drivers have

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:38, archived)
# not funny
as it is too too true

WOO!
(Ush, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
they`re nightmares

£35 quid home versus 2 quid and much vomit on the chunder comet night bus :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:44, archived)
# it wouldn't be a good mongychops night out
without a amble through leicester square and a good vomit on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
and some urination over a famous tourist location :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:49, archived)
# haha
i forgot we christen the Tate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:51, archived)
# well we do pay enough for its upkeep
about time we got something for our money ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:53, archived)
# next time the Royal Opera House!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Followed
by crapping on the steps of Parliament?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:02, archived)
# you could probably legally do that too!
it`s legal to take a dump in the street, on health grounds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Is it now?
What are these legal grounds, lest I need to cite them to a passing officer of the law?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 17 May 2005, 10:15, archived)
# dunno - I was told many moons ago (pardon the pun)
it stems from the fact that you can die if you don`t poop :)

*does a poo poo on the nearest "community support officer"*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:16, archived)
# you need to be a horse





beware!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:17, archived)
# there won`t be a next time!
last time was a bloody nightmare!

I suggest we pub somewhere within reasonable collapsing distance of one of our homes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:03, archived)
# hehehe
you're getting old dear boy, where's your sense of adventure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:05, archived)
# it ran away with your sense of humour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:11, archived)
# ohhhh get her
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:11, archived)
# I pissed on a church once.
So i'm probably going to hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Does
the upgrade involve swapping the black cab for a dangerous looking 20 year old Nissan, adopting the look of a wild eyed Albanian serial killer and perfecting the phrase: "Meenee-cab, Meester?"

Woo to you and boo to black cabs!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:49, archived)
# some of the music they play in the cabs is just silly
last time it was some kind of cheesy Indian lift music, and the time before that, Shaggy`s Greatest Hits

love-me-love-me-love-me SEX machine-ah
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Last
one I was in had some spoken voice arabic tape playing...dunno why this made me uncomfortable :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:59, archived)
# because the voice made you so hawny?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:00, archived)
# That'll
be it ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:01, archived)
# i like the big nigerian fellas with facial scars
whos only bit of english is to repeat over and over, "twenty pounds, twenty pounds, twenty pounds"
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 17 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# South of the bridge
Bugger me. this is where I live! well, I could hop off and walk home then.
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Wed 18 May 2005, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm
what is this "south of the river" stuff people from Londond occasionally mention?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 18 May 2005, 5:48, archived)
# PFTT
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 18 May 2005, 18:44, archived)