the metro yesterday had a great headline'student jailed for calling police horse gay'
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lemony,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04,
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I'd forgotten about that...Laughing away to myself on the bus, I was!
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:08,
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Man "had piece of wood"Local paper (Coleraine Chronicle) when I was at uni, 1990 or thereabouts. Followed within weeks by '"I'm stealing your flowers, you stupid bitch," Portstewart woman is told'.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23,
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'Pan Boils Dry'Real headline from Huddersfield Examiner, some time in the late '90s. They even had a picture of the pan in question.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27,
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Local paper in Diss, Norfolkyears and years ago, went with the headline:
"Man throws piece of toast at woman"
Struggling for news that day, I feel
("Man throws piece of toast at woman"
Struggling for news that day, I feel
spacehog,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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That story is just priceless."Brown and his friends.. had emerged from the Cellar Bar and were surprised to encounter two mounted policemen.
Brown inquired, “How do you feel about your horse being gay?” of one of the policemen, stating that his colleague’s was clearly not gay. After repeated comments on the sexuality of his horse, and despite warnings from the policeman about his behaviour, Brown’s offer of an apology to the horse was rejected and he was handcuffed and taken by the officers to the police station.
The arrest was made at 2.20am on Monday morning, and Brown was in a state which he described as “pissed out of my head”."
www.cherwell.org/?id=3228
(Brown inquired, “How do you feel about your horse being gay?” of one of the policemen, stating that his colleague’s was clearly not gay. After repeated comments on the sexuality of his horse, and despite warnings from the policeman about his behaviour, Brown’s offer of an apology to the horse was rejected and he was handcuffed and taken by the officers to the police station.
The arrest was made at 2.20am on Monday morning, and Brown was in a state which he described as “pissed out of my head”."
www.cherwell.org/?id=3228
More tea vicar?,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32,
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