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# I just wanked into a vase
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Cor...
.. sexy
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Nice one lad. Thanks for sharing, like
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)
# The chrysanthemums will be blooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Having trouble keeping
your plants happy again?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Poor Plants
My Salvia plants dont like the air comditioning...
(Ivan The Mad, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# *applauds*
But thats not meant in any way as encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I had to empty my vase last week
Nearly kicked it over by mistake, and we all know what a persistant stain semen is
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# I found a maggot on my leg earlier
at a point in my day that gave the experience potent existential meaning. Then I smushed it and went back to playing Burt Bacharch songs on the piano.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# I got a maggot in the post.
It was dead.
So I put it in my bedside cabinet.
Next thing I know, my wife's thrashing around in bed and I wind up pulling loads of the little fuckers out of the bedclothes and flinging them against the wall, where they splatter. Then I open up the cupboard and the dead maggot has been resurrected and dances around in the pores of my mutant baby's skin, getting bigger all the time, then...

...oh wait, that wasn't me, it was Henry from Eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Jack Nance is the man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Aye.
Him'n his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# You should rent "I Don't Know Jack"
He was a pretty cool dude, though he had a rather sad life. His death was an unsolved homicide. The movie is rather up beat.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# just looked on imdb
 
and I'll definitely try and get that!

"My dog... barks some..."

(Lynch fan)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# I think I picked it up bringing up the trash can from the curb
I hope it wasn't from the fucking bio-hazard of a mess I have in my room right now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# not the one with the ashes
please, not the one with the ashes
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# yessssss
 
and the undead spawn of night shall RIIISE!

muwhhhahahhahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# no!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)