I'm the owner of SmeagolSlash.I run an amateur art site off of Geocities called www.geocities.com/smeagolslash/home It's pretty much, just a site for me and my closest friends (you know, the ones who don't mind homoerotic Gollum art). Anyway, imagine my surprise when I discovered a link to my site here on b3ta.com . I've never advertised it. And nobody really knows about it but me and my friends. So I'm pretty much here to ask, 'How the Hell did you people find my site'!? I need to find out, so I can know which one of my friends asses to kick!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:39,
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We have a pack of specially trained homo-fantasy-porn badgers.They're really quite good.
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:40,
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ARF!I thought they ran away after they'd used up their alloted quota of CDCs?!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:42,
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An image probably showed up on google or somethingB3tans spend a hell of a lot of time on the net and find some pretty obscure stuff
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:41,
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WowNow I've seen everything!
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:41,
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Man,I can't remember how many times I've thought that... and then something else comes along :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:46,
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Why oh why did I browse that site?Why at all?
But why, especially why... at 4:40am?
I'm not going to sleep til Wednesday =(
(But why, especially why... at 4:40am?
I'm not going to sleep til Wednesday =(
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:42,
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Ha hayour site just got the same treatment that gollum did in most of your pictures. I don't know if that's ironic or not.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:45,
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Actually, when you consider it,the pale, lanky, big-eyed Gollum is probably no odder-looking than the average computer nerd
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:50,
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yay!yay for being pale, lanky and big-eyed!
*6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed*
(*6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed*
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:52,
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"6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed"You're quite my type then!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:58,
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*sits closer*:o
EDIT: Relevant and semi-interesting fact, I've actually been in a load of homoerotica myself, bwahaha.... not been drawn yet though
(EDIT: Relevant and semi-interesting fact, I've actually been in a load of homoerotica myself, bwahaha.... not been drawn yet though
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:10,
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Really?....Maybe you can model for me as gollum in my next pic! Are you double-jointed? It's very nessesary for what I have in mind for my next one! wink* wink*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:17,
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ahahaha nah i only bend one way :Pand i don't do modelling unless it involves large quantities of gay bondage.. w00tah.
i do quite a good Gollum impression though
(i do quite a good Gollum impression though
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:20,
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Hhhhmmm....I hope fish smell dosen't bother you! Otherwise we're in buissness!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:26,
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i have absolutely no ideawhat to make of that comment..
but its half 5, and i wanted to be in bed 25 minutes ago, so night!
(but its half 5, and i wanted to be in bed 25 minutes ago, so night!
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:32,
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that's the thing about the internetonce something is uploaded, it can never really be protected. if you had wanted to keep homoerotic gollum art to yourself and your friends, why didn't you just make a portfolio and keep it in your house?
the other answer: b3ta is like odin, and all its members are like those birds that fly around and bring back news of the day. they're friggin everywhere. :)
(the other answer: b3ta is like odin, and all its members are like those birds that fly around and bring back news of the day. they're friggin everywhere. :)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:03,
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Well thy're not just for my home friendsThey're also for my online friends! You may not know it. but the internet is full of lord of the rings homoerotica! Come to think of it, it was probably one of them that advertised it here! AAAuuggh! Is nothing Unsacred, sacred anymore?!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:09,
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things like that are crying out desperately to be lampoonedwe're here to help.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:13,
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There is a bright side to all of this.Hopefully people who come to my site, through this site will be kind enough to leave some suggestions in the guestbook. HOORAY FOR FREE ADVERTISEING!!!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:23,
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exactlyi was wondering what you were so upset about. go pat your friend on the back instead of kicking his ass.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:26,
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A pat on the back?Oh I'll do better than that, don't you worry ; )
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:30,
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No...Not to me. It seems fine. Why? you don't like the site? Or you just don't like me?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:43,
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trust meand i'm saying this to be nice
don't start anything with the midget. verbal beatings will ensue
(don't start anything with the midget. verbal beatings will ensue
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:45,
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At least you admit itKezza still thinks he's normal. Or she, I'm not sure what gender Kezza is.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:49,
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