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[challenge entry] New imaging techniques reveal...

...it was simply a rather hot ostrich taking a leisurely dip.

Obvious really

clickie for biggie



From the Photoshop an Ostrich challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:24, archived)
# "give me hardcopy right there!"
yay! that's nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:27, archived)
# looks just like
the game
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Which game?
Is it Scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Enhance 34 to 46
Pull back, wait a minute ... go right, Stop, Enhance 57, 19, track 45 left, Stop!, Enhance 15 to 23

Gimme a hard-copy right there

* am i right?
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)
# the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:49, archived)
# tops mate
love it
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Woo!! You loon!
Morning all.......gad, I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:35, archived)
# I've got a pot brewing downstairs if you fancy one.
Coincidentally enough, I moved west of the Atlantic too, so you don't have to travel back to Hull to get one.

My life is all starting to make sense*.

*no it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:42, archived)
# only tea
is worth killing for.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:42, archived)
# But when you're an avid coffee
drinker and suddenly aren't allowed it any more it makes you crazy. *twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)
# how come you're not allowed?
they haven't brought in Caffine Prohibition yet have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Nah, I'm on a
"regimented diet" and it's all lactose free, acid free, caffeine free........BORING BORING BORING BORING!!
But, it's for the good of my health.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:59, archived)
# it wouldn't be good for my health
I think I'd die of sloth without coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)
# It don't make you live longer
but it sure as hell feels longer...

I love that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 16:05, archived)
# I loikes that
though I think you'll find that technically that's not actually an ostrich - the scottish ones are known as och-striches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Badabum
tish.

I *knew* there was a terrible pun in there somewhere.

Please share my WOO good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)
# i said it twice but i don't think you were here...
i really really loved your windmills reworking.. top stuff!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)
# ta
but I wouldnae have done it without the magic of the donkey and things going woosh, and kittens appearing in reflections...

...no I still don't know WHY. :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:55, archived)
# no i don't know
why i did it either : )
your reflections were really really woo! : )
i coudln't be arsed, the windmills things took so long i got impatient!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:04, archived)
# that should win
absolutely brilliant.
(Maels, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)
# TREAD JACK*
Is it just me or does B3ta seriously turn you into a chuckling loon?

When I'm out in public (yes, they let me out sometimes) I sometimes chuckle out loud when I see a piece of pop-culture that's been tattychopped in here. I've chuckled to myself while standing in queues on more than one occasion by thinking of really bad B3TA puns.

* Is there a penalty for jacking your own thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)
# I think it might
make you go blind
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:12, archived)