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# Not shopped, but does this kind of thing really wind anyone else up?
'Contains fish' - I mean how fucking thick do they actually reckon we are?

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:43, archived)
# it's not that they think we're thick
it's that they can cover themselves from being sued if some dumbfuck is allergic and says "there's no allergy advice on the can!"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Erm, yes - of course, I realise this, Mr Sainsbury. ;)
But would a fish allergy sufferer REALLY have a case if they collapsed foaming at the mouth after 'naively' gobbling down a can of whole fucking fish?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# not if it kills him
/hopes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I've often wondered
If we got rid of this stupid culture of passing the buck of responsibility, would all the lawyers starve and die meaning that the legal system broke down and people were simply forced to be nice to eachother and generally honest making the world a better place in which Chavs are fed into mincers to feed the third world?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *sigh*
It's a beautiful dream...
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# well
stuff like that is just a legal requirement. And at least it's clear, rather than the shitty 'may contain traces of nuts' ones. Why not put 'may or may not, take the risk. We don't know what crap our factory workers chuck in our food.'?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# i always thought sardines were a vegetable
thanks sainsburys !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# yeh the same appears on peanut packets
"may contain nuts"
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# i should hope so
at that price
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# ...
They should take off any and all warning labels off everything, and let natural selection take course
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# this one.
I like your cruel mind. :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Yup.
Otherwise we're just screwing up the process of evolution.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:52, archived)
# To help, all stupid people should be given an allergy of some sort.
Let's not limit it to those that are allergerific!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Apologies...
I hate it when people post these too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:49, archived)
# no worries
i'm just really grumpy on my 30k dial-up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# But i'm allergic to Tomato....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Oh really?
(Leroj, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# It's not just sainsbury's....
I bought some milk from tesco, and it had a warning....

CONTAINS MILK!

no really?!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# I should hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)