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# Again!!!
NOT FUNNY!

Stop making fun of Pete and Kate.

You don't know them, so go fuck yourself.
And yes, they will see this, you asshole.

I'm sick of all the Pete jokes :(
(thehumanfly, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:11, archived)
# don't like it?
don't comment on it.
b3ta is not the place for criticism.
beau bo d'or makes some fantastic pictures, and most of them end up on the front page. what have you accomplished in your one month of b3ta?
be nice please, people on here will love you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# I think you've missed the point
It's not a direct criticsm of your obviously favourite couple, just making a point about media portrayal. On which point it triumphs. :P
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:28, archived)
# he's a talentless fuck
who got where he is by being controversial and a filthy fucking druggie, and not at all to do with his singing (cat going to the toilet through a sewn up arse) or his musical talent (nonexistent)and she's a semi-sentient clotheshorse who got paid a lot of money to stand there and wear clothes and she even fucked that up.

what a load of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Whoomph.
There it is. And none more concisely either.

(InfiniteZenMaster, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I thought you were
describing Beau Bo d'or there ... but obviously not for he has all teh hummus.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck off if you don't like it.
Newbie cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Succinctly put
Perfect
(aharrrr matey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# you are Kate and Petes dealer!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Do you sell him smack
EDIT: Looks above... bollocks, beaten to it. After looking at this fine fellows profile he's obviously just a celeb slag. WOO! You take drugs with a couple of washed out celebs... best go inform everyone on the net then!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

chill! some of quite like the Libertines; put it this way, if they weren`t so careless and hadn`t got caught, who`d be any the wiser? there`s no such thing as bad publicity (unless you`re convicted of teh paedo stuff.. or murder)

OK some bad publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# ...
Looks like someone missed the point.
(Woody999, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# this is b3ta
we make fun of whoever the fuck we like

they're more than welcome to make fun of us back

(unless they're dead, in which case we just laugh harder)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# No we don't
We can't make fun of blacks here on b3ta.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# bloody good point!!!!
why can't we do that ....?

is it really a white guilt thing or are we just scared of them (sic) really? Personally I think us honkies should be able to appropriately use n****r (see, I can't even say it here!) without fear of any nonesense

and as for sending 'em all home ...

Please discuss:
(dr dolittle, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# 1. You're a cunt
2. There's a reason nobody else has touched this post with a barge pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
# 1. Seems a little harsh ...
2. I think it is genuinely interesting that it is acceptable (on here anyway) to take the pi$$ out of raspberries (sic), the dead and dying etc etc (see posts above) but it remains un-acceptable to use race as subject matter. When B3ta seems to specialise and rejoice in the dis-tasteful it amazes me that my post still manages to provoke such a predictable response ... sigh ...

some of my best friends are black you know ... and gay!
(dr dolittle, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Not all of us are
white.
I wonder why you assume that all the people that you've never seen in real like look the same as you?

As a modern English Black man, I don't have a problem with black jokes as long as they ARE jokes and not thinly disguised xenophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# errr ...
what was I mean't to have assumed ....?

I find it hard to think of any 'black jokes' that AREN'T thinly disguised xenophobia. I think the basis of a lot of humour is simply the recognition of a difference and commenting on it - thus I find it hard to imagine a 'black joke' that I wouldn't find offensive - unless you know any ????

Personally I find the Daily Mail far more offensive than anything on this site ...

Wasn't a recent topic "what if Jim Davidson was PM" or something ... let me go back and check the posts from then to see what was 'acceptable' humour and what wasn't ...

'Course its the towel heads you really gotta watch ... (oh no, I've really done it now ...)
(dr dolittle, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# you
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Haha.
What a cock you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# You really are a
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 16:34, archived)
# I dont think we've had a ...

TWAT!
(dr dolittle, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# to be fair
I'm starting to wonder what that pair have done to warrant all this attention.

Their 15 minutes should've been over a year or two ago, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Well,
They're both usually smacked up to their tits and both act like arrogant bellends. NEXT.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Pete *is* a joke
So please knob off.

kthxbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
I hope he puts himself out of our misery soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)