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# hello you lot
Here's a fast self portrait I did while demonstrating a layout to my kids
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# how sweet
I'm sorry...that you have lazy eye, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Nah
The other ones just really active
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# thanks
I don't look particularly like that for real, however.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# you sure?
Cause I could set you up with someone, my 8th grade math teacher had a lazy eye too. You guys could be a cute lazy eyed couple. You'd be really quaint, cause she dressed like she was from the days of the Pilgrims in America. You'd be this amazing ancient lazy eyed couple. Wow. I wish we had more of those to stare at.

I jest though, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# My manager really has a "boss" eye.
It's at right angles. It's really really off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Nice
What's a layout?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# well
a layout of how they needed to do their self-portraits.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# but you're teaching them to do the eyes too high up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# oi!
This wasn't part of the drawing teaching. I initially did this one in about 30 seconds!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# This^
Eyes go half way up and are an eyes width apart.
Nose is as long as the ears
Corners of mouth are in line with pupils etc...

*remembers something from GCSE art afterall*
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# don't worry
I know how to draw properly. I just thought this quicky was funny.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# *punches in the face*
one of those
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
#
you look like Pete Townsend from 'the who'
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# are you
Pete Townsend?

How's your 'research' coming on?

/edit: scuse the mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)