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# hehehe
if you have any demands going spare, i'd like one of those little octopuss things that you could throw at patio doors and they used to sort of walk down them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# *writes down on list for addition to demands*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Can I have a replacement rear bumper for my car please

I spakkerly backed into a lamp-post
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# *adds to list*


/a little disappointed at the response so far, has been a little strange, was kind of expecting world domination at the very least...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# no patio windows will be safe with me gadding about with my slimey
little octopuss friend
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# oo i'll have some domination
from Angelina Jollie preferably
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# fraid she's taken...
she's my evil top henchwoman who attends to my every need

/except when the missus is at home
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# damnit
Jessica Alba?
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# ok, you're on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Hoorah a spanking
and then the oral sex

/python
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# If we're making a list...
I'd like the invention of teleportation

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# a set of steak knives in a presentation box.

those little black rubber things, the ones that go 'neek, neek, neek', a big box of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# *added to list*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)