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# Stan knew it was risky, but the smell of peperoni was too much for him


If this makes no sense, please see
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5327019
and then continue to look blank.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# That's very woo for a Tuesday.
Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# what a tit
arf
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Great!
:¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Funnily enough...
...I was just about to post this link.

Which I found when searching BBC News for the story.

And I still think the pay-off line in the original story was the bit about the bird being shot "while cowering in the corner"! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
the cockroaches made her cry. hahaha.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# I've just seen that...
...and was in the middle of a ninja edit to point it out. Your ninja skills outweigh mine!*

* possibly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# the skill is in the training
and that today i am doing absolutely nothing except looking at the board because people's imagination and creativity are vastly greater than my own.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Can I be your understudy?
Like in Kill Bill - only I promise I won't kill you at the end (as long as you don't pluck my eye out)

Ooh! * SPOILER *

/imdb boards
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# for no reason....
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
zapatopi.net/themes/dactylfractalzoom.html
(harrypsauce, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# thats handy.
and hideous.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Blimey
(o.o)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hah!
that's skill!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# that's a classy looking establishment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
super!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha
now that's a bit woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Go, sparrow, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Now the news in pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)