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[challenge entry] Mr & Mrs Monitor wanted to pop in and say hi.


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(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# tranny!

*fwaps over "Mrs." Monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# you really do need help
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# are you offering, Geoffrey?
OHHHH GEOFFREY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# haha
!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I'm not sure if that's meant to be Zippy from Rainbow
or Gladys from Hi De Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)
# I`m so horny now I may have to run at full speed across the office and crash my cock into the sharpest desk available
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# ahhh this Geoffrey
Geoffrey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# nah this one


oops.. seems to be a Jeffrey instead

/takes a slagging for finding Coupling funny
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)
# he's got millions of toys!
if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)
# all under one roof too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I can arrange a meeting
for 20 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# is she a reet saucy bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Aye, she'll do owt for a tenner
other tenner is my comission.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# fantastic!
can she meet me behind the bike sheds? I`ve nicked 20 B+H off me dad, and it`s given me the right horn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)
# She'll be there in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# an hour?
fuck sake.. this horn`ll never keep!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# She'll be there in an hour
or you get it half price.


best i can do, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)
# that`ll do
I`d better go and find the gold-plated butt plugs...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Carefull
she'll 'ave off with 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:46, archived)
# let me guess
only at the weekend?
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# It's the weekend every day for Mrs Monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# another monitor school dropout eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# t'is a sad story
for another day.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Domoscreen!

Woo and yay, thas ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# You can't fool us!
Mr Monitor is a tranny and he has no wife!

Woo to this. More please.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# "Channel 4 presents Blow Job, hosted by Adrian and Sophie Horn, who is in fact one bloke with a pierced dick who`s just had the nod from Planet 24"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# argh!
Surprisingly similar to the post directly below it!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# haha
t'is too!
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Could be their offspring
"We didn't bur n him!"
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Great!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Phwoooer!
That's your evening sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# A 3sum with me, Mr Monitor and Mrs Monitor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Rargghhh!
The eyes are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# suprisingly they didn't need rearanging
that's how the webcams always are.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)