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# just make sure that it's not the northern line
some of us have to go to work tommorow. That dead cunt pissed me off this morning
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# ok
i'll choose the district line. that never runs properly anyway.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# If I still lived in Dagenham East
I'd join you.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# wha happened?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# It made me late
none of the details really matter. Just that I got in trouble. SO FUCKING SELFISH
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# BASTARD!
Why the fuck couldn't he have died like an hour later?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# "I once tried suicide. It was only a half-hearted attempt though.
I tried to slash my wrists with a tomato."
[Alexei Sayle]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# You may jest
but working for TfL Travel Information, I can tell you that we get far too many fuckers calling up with that exact complaint.

One actually asked why we can't stop those people from getting in the stations.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Similar happens
when the police get called out to the Orwell Bridge [our local very high river crossing].
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Is it wrong
that the idea of dead cunts pissing on the Northern Line gets me oh! so very hot?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)