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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Didn't they have to chop her head off twice or something?
I remember vaguely listening in history class now.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:19, archived)
# yeah
they held her captive in my village.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:20, archived)
# YMCA?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:21, archived)
# often the axe didn't go all the way through and left people with necks not fully severed and therefore still alive
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:22, archived)
# But the axe would enter from the back of the neck first, surely severing the spinal cord

But i do prefer your idea.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:23, archived)
# also
some doctor at time conducted an experiment where he asked the severed head to blink. Apparently it was capable doing of this for several seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I thought that was just a reflex?
But I'm neither doctor nor executioner.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# that thing down there
posted by Dr. Strange seems to suggest it's an urban legend after all. damn.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# On the plus side,
You'd probably be able to suck your own cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
#
or skull-fuck yourself, depending upon one's perspective!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I like your thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# *chops of head
"Gag on that your whore!!"

realises mistake....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# mega-arf!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# we're talking not even getting past the spinal chord
imagine trying to get a blunt blade through the neck of a man who's built like a brick shit house on a cold morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Well
I suppose we have to let the French be better at something.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# besides football...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# can a severed head retain consciousness?
find out here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I heard a rumor that it could still live and hear for seven seconds.
On the grapevine like.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# There was something like that in some crappy 80's werewolf film.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# that's a headless chicken
and it refers to the body, as the heart continues to pump as there is a continuation of normality for it until it realises no impulses are coming from the brain, but headless chickens have survived lots longer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# One survived months with most of its head gone.
There's photos and everything (they feed it by putting corn down its neck stump).
Earned them a fortune on the freak show circuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# ta
I've often wandered. Now I feel a bit sick tho.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Was she the one where the axeman was drunk?
Apparently after many chops someone else had to finish the job with a butchers knife

This is the only thing I remember about going round the tower of london apart from the ravens
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:23, archived)
# pffft
Just the thought of a drunk axeman. . .
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
pwned
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:21, archived)
# UHAVBEENPWNEDBYTEHLIZ!11!!!!!1!!11!!!!!1!!ONETRILLIONONEHUNDREDANDELEVENBILLIONONEHUNDREDANDELEVENMILLION111!!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTHOUSANDONEHUNDREDANDONETYONE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Is that meant to be compo'd VuVu,
or is it just coincidental WooYayness?
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# Good
point :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# What would you do without me!
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# show us her hairy axe-wound
go on...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)
# pffft!

Lizzy Borden the first took an axe
and gave her sister fifty whacks
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)