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# IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
The Challenge Dicatator has taken the advice of harryfreeze, and decreed that this week's challenge is as follows:

The worst Xmas presents ever. Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and Santa's a fat old cunt who invariably gets it completely wrong. Let us know what it is that you don't want to receive this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
# Cut?
Is that supposed to be Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:32, archived)
#
Noooooooooooooooooooo.
(Londingham ., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Errr...
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:37, archived)
# I thought as much
Good comp idea though ... if only i had Photoshop ... lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Now now
Don't be a pedantic sit
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Oooh
that sounds good

*puts on thinking cap*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:36, archived)
# *steals cap and throws it between friends as you jump up and down and make whining noises untill you eventually break down in tears and a teacher makes us give the cap back*
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# *pins note on homonk's back saying "I smell, please kick me"*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# MUSIC AND FOOD PLEASE
everybody vote A
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# there's always next week
you'll cave in one day
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# It got to the vote last week
You'll need to start campaigning earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# i've been campaigning for about a year
i believe that;s the first time it made the vote
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Maybe it's time
to employ a full-time lobbyist
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# i'll ask Fraser..
he'd be perfect for the post ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# I could think of a few already
I love this idea.

Actually, I already posted "Life on Mars"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry - had to be done


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# winnnner
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Heh
Nice work sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Can't you at least start with crap posts
so the rest of us think we stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Very quick :-)
Compo it hard!

EDIT: Oh, you have.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# too fast for ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Blimey that was quick
but not dirty.. not dirty at all!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
BANDWAGON!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:50, archived)
# w/y/h



that is all.......
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# errr
have the rules changed since i last used google adsense

or are you still not allowed to swear on adsense pages...

(the other swear words on the page are asterisked out)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# they obviously know b3ta too well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Hmmm
You could well be right. Ammended on the homepage.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:41, archived)
# didn't mean to be a twat
just don't want to see b3ta's revenue get ass-raped by google.

*is still sore*


EDIT: oh, and:


(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Doesn't 4rthur have Google Ads on the messageboard?
Or is that a different sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:55, archived)
# hmm, so they do
well google had a go at me for having swearing on my site.

this was before they raed me out of £300
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# youch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# it would be better to see what we got
but did not want insted of what we dont want
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# wait for about three weeks
THEN i'll show you :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# show me what?
/filthy mind
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)