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[challenge entry] Man Utd's marketing's gone a bit too far....

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 96 entries (closed)

(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)
# yowser!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Go go gadget
Woo
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# *shakes fist*
I'll get you next time gadget.

Or was that from Penelope Pitstop, I don't remember
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I and Mrs Saver went to a fancy dress party as
The Hooded Claw and Penelope Pitstop. The costumes were excellent yet every fucker thought I was Dick Dastardly.

Bastards

I'll get you next time Penelope Pitstop!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)
# You should have hired a load of ganster midgets to follow you around,
that would have tipped them off.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)
# why didn't I think of that
damn.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Apparently,
Maxine Carr was/still is living in Hastings.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# tell the tabloids
burn her!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# yeah, dunno how true that is
im livin in hastings and i've heard all sorts of rumours but no confirmed sightings yet

edit: i even heard that she's working for the local hospital..... once again i beat her to it. i work at the hospital and i've not seen her....wait.....what if... i... am... teh carr biatch!....... nooooooooooes!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)
# God damn you - get out there and LOOK man!
don't come back until you've found her
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# oh! everybody should come to hastings we have loads of evils, ever heard of sion jenkins
he was a local schoolteacher who taught at my school.... then battered his foster daughters head in with a tent peg!.................... oh maxine!....
there she was, hiding in the bathroom.... maxine, what are you doin???... no... i dont want a bath..... nooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOooOOO-

*thud*
*splash*
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# and there was that bloke who lost an eye
it was some time ago mind
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Also,
we have one of the Jamie Bulger killer kids here in Hastings, too.... allegedly.

Proper freak town!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)
# wow
you a hastonian too! huzzah for teh harold!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:39, archived)
# pffffft!
you get such good likenessesessess . . .

Woo!


(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)
# have you seen in next years day planner...
the 19th Septmember 2005 is 'National, talk like a priate day'.... B3ta is a powerful tool...

I'm sure you have :o)
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Yaaarrr!


(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Have you decided on an actual date for Hug a ham Tuesday?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# we could combine it with Shrove Tuesday
Shrive'n hug
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# did you mean talk like a primate day?
oo oo oo
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)
# No o o o o...
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hull sir?
woo
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# You sir,
are turning into one sick puppy!
But your pics make up for it.


Woo yay houpla!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# its in dollards
I use moon money what does it cost in moon money
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Not a clue has I
but it's still a lovely caricature
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Superb, as ever.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Hull!
Now!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
that's what I sound like when I laugh, and I am laughing in such a fashion at the moment
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# cripes!


(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# that reminds me
of the lovely collage I did of those blighters, whilst they were playing up:
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Surely...
..a winner?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 18:56, archived)