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[challenge entry] If Mel Gibson made Christmas cards...

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(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
# well, he was fucking asking for it, right
hahaha. W00.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Looking at that picture I'd say they executed Jesus for being a really shit carpenter
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)
# and a crusty bastard

have a wash and get a haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Dear Jesus,
you were rubbish in Frequency.

Your dad,

Dennis Quaid/God.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:27, archived)
# ?
please explain.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Someone isn't being given RIS for christmas
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)
# What is RIS?
I keep hearing it being thrown around but never really understood
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)
# !
you

MORRISONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Someone made a piccy of a large 'Morrisons' sign where the RIS hadn't lit up
someone didn't quite work it out and said, "RIS? I don't get it..."
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)
# check out the 4rthur dictionary

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Thank you all
*weeps gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:45, archived)
# *passes tissues*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Same actor in frequency/passion of the jesus
and frequency is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)
# aha
that makes more sense, coz i haven't seen frequency as i was told it is, indeed, shit
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)
# I
blame it on him singing `thorn in my side` at the works do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# merry christmas !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)
# But I thought they nailed santa to a cross...
...and spread reindeer blood on the door posts to ward off carol singers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Works for me.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Phew.
Glad to know six years in a Catholic School was worth it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)
# I thought
you got 6 years for what you did in a catholic school!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)
# That too.
I think it qualified me to be a teacher as the police keep inviting me to sign a register.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:35, archived)
# .
Woo Yid.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:28, archived)
# jesus christ
political agitator
and alleged son of god
happy birthday
even though it's not really your birthday and the
christians just nicked a pagan festival
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# is he.. no he can't be.. surely not...
ok i'm just gonna ask. is he hugging a big hunk of doner meat?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)
# i do believe you are correct!
mmmmmmmmmmmdonner i love thee
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Yes.
The chili sauce seeps into his open wounds. Those Romans were bastards.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)