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# I'm sorry
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EDIT: Sorry, too much, I shall FAQ off
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:28, archived)
# That's shit
and it should fuck off.

edit: That's shit, and it should fuck off. ;)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# i want to see it now
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# The
ignore button is dead handy for stuff like this.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# He did have shit hair, though.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
Really sorry! It just popped into my head and I posted it... No offence was ment by it, I relpaced it by a fluffy flower. My crotch is publicly open for a kicking
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# can you post a link to it?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Nope
I feel really bad about it, I don't like being branded a racist, I've got no problem with other races/religeon's etc, I realised after I posted it was really in bad taste.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# but to be fair....
IMHO if somene had made a pic of a retarded kid entitled 'myspaccie- a place to belm'
we'd be laughing. i'm not condoning it by a long chalk.. but still
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:36, archived)
# If your apologising THIS much, why'd you post it with such guilt?
*meh*, while it's open, *kicks*...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:36, archived)
# reminds me of my first post.
i got raped by the masses.

I deserved it and learned from my mistakes.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# yeah, no harm done - sorry if i seemed massively unfluffy,
but I've had a few drinks. :)

it's a strange beast, the B3ta sensibility - basically, that kinda thing just doesn't fly. as the above poster said, there are allegedly more un-PC things that don't get slated. i'm glad there is a shred of humanity kicking around, but occasionally it can seem a bit arbitrary. don't fret about it, we're hardly the ultimate guardians of moral fibre, are we? ;) just keep off the skin stuff and you'll be fine.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# You know, I was wondering
what was so racist about a flower
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# panel?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:36, archived)
# and i am drunk
and wondering what a flower has done to upset respected B3tans so much...??? Obviosly too late for all the slagging off...? Garr? And i got mugged tonight and needed cheering up... :(
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# *Hugs*
*Steals replacement wallet while hugging*
What happened, you OK yeh?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# bastards
let's form a b3tan-tastic vigilante squad. with some kind of sign we can blast into the sky if one of our number is in trouble - a CDC perhaps? i'd be up for that.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# We could only be stopped by...
erm... confrontation
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:44, archived)
# yeah, at that point we'd have to run away fast
but we'd be too lardy and sweaty due to years of sedantary potatoshopping. and it'd take our b3tan bretheren weeks to get to us for the same reason*. bah. :/

*unless.......MEATWHEELS! ;)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# We'd be terrible vigilantes

yeah, we'd need scooters
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah i'm ok...here is the mad story...
...So there i was, out with friends tonight, good company and beer flowing. Couple of pubs and then into town for a curry...Then it all got a bit awkward, the friends i was out with included family that only get together once a year at this time and i got sucked into a deep family argument, so i chose to make my excuses and leave on my own...

Walking home i got "approached" by a group of five lads who i'd say where in their mid-twenties or older (not chavs). They demanded my wallet "or else". Now, with my experience of the world, maybe helped by the shitholes i've been to and the scum i've come across during a 15 year military career i realised instantly it was shit or bust time...

The trick (for you younger lads) is to go for the BIGGEST guy, so i did, launched in and put him on his arse (i think i may have broken, or at least badly bruised) my hand. Once on the floor the other 4 came towards me...

Now for the second trick...

In your most confident voice and pointy finger tell them in no uncertain terms that, "You either put me in hospital or on my ****ing arse straightaway, or i WILL cane you ALL to within an inch of your life"...

It sounds shit written down but these guys faltered, looked at each other, turned around and virtually RAN away, leaving me in an alley with ****nuts at my feet and my blood pumping...

So what did i do? Stick the boot in? Call the police?

Nope, i helped him up, had a chat, shook his hand and as unbelievably as it may sound he has just left my house having had a cold can of Carling and apologising for his antisocial behaviour.

I've had a lot of mad experiences in this life, but tonight rates right up there...

(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# Fighting is cool. *cough* ;)
Glad you got the last laugh by giving him Carling though.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# No it isn't
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I don't like hurting anyone (unless i'm ordered to by the Government in return for stealing their oil...)so here is picture of someone in uniform with a pointy finger and shouting so i can illustrate what went on tonight...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Bloody hell
I won't be trying that, but well done to you!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I don't mention it to appear "hard"
more to make the point that nobody should allow themselves to be intimidated, whether
it be a dark alley, at work, at home or at school. :)

EDIT: Kids - please don't beat your teachers up and blame it on TSB...thanks :P
(, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)