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# fcuk off britain
born and bred in the english midlands, the pygmy giraffe decides it's time to escape. 1 final message to the society that is going so badly wrong. 'i lost interest when you axed henry's cat. climb back up the george w bush where you all belong'.

bye bye, you bunch of cnuts. I'm moving to Japan.
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# cheerio then
close the door on the way out.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# after 3 years, 9 months and 12 days...
and 2 messages its about fucking time!

byeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# hahahaha
quite!
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# thing is
this isn't my id. I don't quite know what happened to my pygmy giraffe. but it died.
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# ninja editing cnut
I had to retract my scathing reply to your post, as it would not have been seen in the light it was intended...

go get a kitten, and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# your lurkage is the most impressive specimen ever
enjoy Japan. Post on here more when you get there, and make some pics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Pfft!...
love this...Bender rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# nooooooooo!
Don't leave. I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Where in the Midlands?
/Walsall boy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Stour
bridge by birth
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# i like
that he's stayed around to answer questions

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# so do I
for some reason I instantly like this guy. Lurkage record destroyed by booze - headlines in tomorrows Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Stourbridge has given us many great things
/has PWEI tatoo

Anyway, good luck. One of my best mates is moving back to Japan this year - he loves it. I'm sure you will too.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# are you coming to the Brum bash, Emvee?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Sadly not
I'm in London at present, only back in the motherlands for Xmas and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Wants to know
if it's possible to ignore one's own drunken ravings
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# no
:p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I take it all back.
You're all great. the saviour of society. Any abuse was unintended and much misguided. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

shit. I need to go to bed don't I
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# we love you too man
/takes keys
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
this is what it's all about! I've posted drunken rants on here late at night many a time. Stick around, even if your in Japan. And if you are still about in a month's time, come the bash and get drunk some more!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)