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[challenge entry] same joke different time :D

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# shaddupayaface.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# pffffft
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# happy b3taday mister MrA!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# thank yous
will end in 15mins though. So you all best send your gifts quick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# haha
hello SE, long time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# you not played the diety god game then?
ah hah! www.b3ta.com/board/5555040#post5555051
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# sounds good
find me that link
is a jesus/countdown type thing?

edit: LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# clicks them all because they are fab pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# thats what i did!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# by crikey! they're the best thing since sliced jews
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Oh my
that's extremely good and clever.

Top work SE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Nice :)
But now i'm thinking about thin, crispy, hot pizza with sharp tomato puree and bubbling golden mozzerella. argh.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# oh god..


*munchies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# i really want a drink, but i can't be arsed to go and get one.
it's this sort of attitude that will be the death of me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Well, it certainly would in the desert.
*throws canteen over*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# although it may save valuable energy if said drink turned out to be a mirage.
/philosophical
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Tonight for dinner I had
Half a Dominos mighty meaty pizza and a box of those chicken strippers.

*stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Dribbles
They were doing buy one get one free last week and i ate, like a million
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oh god.
We had a big booklet full of vouchers for free pizzas and side-orders and such. My new years resolution, however, was to get "fit", so I chucked it away.

*woe*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# haha that's mine too
stop smoking. go to the gym. lose some weight. stop eating shite. eat at least 5 portions of fruit an veg a day.

Thus far I'm failing miserably, but it's more fun to start them in February
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# new year's resolutions:
1. more gin
2. more bacon
3. ...
4. PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Haha
I like "More bacon"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# i'm a man of fairly simple tastes.
gin. bacon. that sort of thing.

(i did make a new year's eve resolution to myself that i would try to be more creative this year - ho hum)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Hee hee
Simplicity rules
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Swap you resolutions!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Hahaha, yay!
Me and my mate have said to each other virtually every day since new year that we should go to the gym, but we seem to be much too concerned with the fact we'd have to wear gym-style clothes. I fear excuses are being made...

Ho hum. And least I wasn;t foolish enough to quit smoking at the same time, you loon
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# haha
I find it easier to stop smoking when I can go to the gym to take my mind off things. Plus I can run for more than a minute without collapsing if i haven't smoked. But yeah, doing them all at the same time was perhaps a bit much - probably why so far I have failed at all of them....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Give the more friut one a go first. I;ve been doing resonably well at that, and it must be said, nothing wakes you up in the morning like fresh orange juice.

With juicy bits, of course
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Yeah, it's the easiest one
Oh, and my other resolution was to stop wasting so much time on B3TA........
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
It's certainly looking that way. I'm even looking availability for bashes which are a million miles away. Sucked right in!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
stiiiiiiiiimpy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# you eeeediot stimpy
why you have to put everything in your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# woo

i want to go to pisa but thomson aren't flying from bournemouth this year and i have to go to bristol or coventry. this is rubbish and has ruined our holibob plans.



(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# so... you can't go on holiday to pisa this year, so you're going to coventry instead?
there's only one thing i can say to this:

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# quite
i hear it's nice when the sun is out though.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# one day, all television will be like that*






*when the board of governers of the BBC get drunk and elect me director-general
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Oh please
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i'm liking your new style
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)