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# For no reason
Me with an apple in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# oooer
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# i also have a flexible tongue
but i'm not sure if it's long, or short, but it gives me a lisp
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
# i have a longish tongue
can't touch my nose with it tho..damn.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:41, archived)
# i can touch my nose
with my tongue

*edit* wow 1500 posts in 1 month
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# damn you and your very very very very long tongue
either that or your nose is really near your lips.

and i know..it's shameful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# there is a pic of me in my profile
does it look like my nose is really near my lips.
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:48, archived)
# no..gah !
nice hat tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Well done.
Who needs a reason?

Edit - Ironman - that made me laugh out loud for a good 10 seconds. (Go Tym, Go).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# what line?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
ooooh dear.
the other expression would be better though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# hahahaha. yes
funny as ferk
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:45, archived)
# stop looking at my medical record!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha...
dirty bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# that's exactly how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# it's your own fault. tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# hahahahaahahahaha
best cock this week :-)
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Haha,
you just made yourself look like a spaz. Worldwide.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# woohoo!
i'm an internet spaz!
I can also put a 6 inch nail up my nose.
and breathe fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# I too breath fire:




(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
# *respects
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# oooh
that's pretty. well done!
ian-norris.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/paper1.jpg (a bit big)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# i can suck the flame from a lighter :(
pales in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:40, archived)
# applauds
clap clap clap
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Thank you.
I have done a few magazine photoshoots, but I kind of got bored of it after a while.

I don't really like showing off and it's about all there is to blowing fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I like showing off!
I like showing off!
This probably explains the apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# i found a pretty picture
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# fucking poi!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# in a good way or a bad way?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Can't blow flames with poi.
Hurts my hands, have to hold them on too short a chain and then end up with sore thumbs from the blow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# im tempted to put goatse hands on the left one
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# The one on the right
would go well with something tubular and magenta....

EDIT: As illustrated above.
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:31, archived)
# heh heh!
thats what i thought
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# thank you
 
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)
#
i see a goatse coming up!
(spunkbubble, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# are you giving?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Reminds me...
of a Darwin Award winner:

Joe (or whoever) used to show off his favorite bar trick. He would take a ball from the pool table, and put it in his mouth. He'd then pop it out, much to the astonishment of his fellow drinkers. One day, instead of doing this with a regular ball, he used the cue ball. He didn't know that the cue ball is slightly smaller (which is why automatic returners work) and ended up choking to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# i'm so very glad you told me that
for that is the sort of thing i may one day do.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 21:39, archived)
# you are....
Chris Langham AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)