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# Apparently, Light is a theory in CRISIS!
Crisis, I tell you!

Just read this!

So if these scientists can't explain it, then who's to say that their so called 'theory' should be taught in all our schools?? Eh? Eh?!

How do they know that, for example like it said in Genesis, God created light, and therefore only he decides the speed? I propose that this theory of 'Intelligent Illumination' should be taught too, until the scientists can disprove it!

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# ^?
but on a related note...
I saw a temperature probe, in use, it was a laser!!Whan pointed on the object told the temp!!But how???How can light measure heat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I've been asking myself that same question
maybe the temperature of the surface it bounces off on causes the lases beam to change in some way, which can be measured upon coming back
/probably bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# The laser is irrelevant
It's just a pointer - it actually measures the IR coming off the surface
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# in co-op* we have one and you can't see the laser so it's not just there to aim with
i guessed it might be something to do with the particles in the thing you point it at moving/vibrating at different speeds therefore causing tiny amounts of doppler shift, but now thinking about it that's a load of bollocks

*it's okay i'm a student
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# no

it's all done by frottage
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# That's what I thought
The beam comes back hotter or colder.We tried hot food, then an ice machine, when pointed at the ice, it measured -1 degrees,so it does work, but how????
not a scientist

edit Ahh!*
*Whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# and? and?
if light speed slows down, so does your internet connection, non?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# the speed of dark is much quicker
/pratchetts
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# don't ffs tell my ISP that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Bow down to Great Cthulhu
and his, erm, battery operated torch!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# that's spaghetti and meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Blasphemer!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# hmmm...point in question

can you be a blasphemer if you are an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Yes.
ill-thought out answer #1212
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# HELLOOOOOOO LORD PILKINGTON-SYMTHE!!!!


and very nice picture.
(DMQOB, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)