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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:31,
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After digging to a depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network a thousand years ago.
Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug 2000 feet and headlines in the U.K. Papers read: "English scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibre, and have concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5000 feet, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, our ancestors were already using wireless technology."
(Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug 2000 feet and headlines in the U.K. Papers read: "English scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibre, and have concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5000 feet, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, our ancestors were already using wireless technology."
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:34,
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hahahaI might have to pinch that
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:36,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahpfffffft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:37,
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eyyyyyou! you come to my bash? I say hello, I never know you before!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:39,
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she signed upalready. It wasn't an attempt to get her to!
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Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:42,
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heyyeah i had hoped to go to the one in lincoln when i lived there but family accidents occured and i had to drive to manch about 30 mins before i was due at the pub. so i am aiming to get to one - and i know where cannonn hill's is so...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:53,
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Remembershopefully!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:39,
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hahaha, ok, one more then I'm off homeThree dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination...
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
("First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:40,
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Silly Irish. Everyone knows that wireless wasn't invented until 4999 years ago!Woosome joke.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:46,
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haha!I suppose the Welsh didn't bother to dig . . .
Purple Onion,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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slate is a bugger to dig into M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:02,
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