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# I'm hungry

must forage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it's a shame really,
for some reason they don't seem to serve savaloys up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# they don't?
Not even in that shopping haven of joy "waitrose"?

maybe I should set up a hunting party to try track down the mystical savaloy oop narth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Waitrose??
Up North???
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:25, archived)
# There's one in Harrogate,
one in Otley, one in Sheffield, and one in Chester I think. Possibly there are more. There's none anywhere near me though, which is a shame, I really miss Waitrose.
(tomsk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Cor Blimey
Waitrose up north, Morrisons down south

Globalisation gone mad - whatever next??
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# try here
www.waitrose.com/about/findyourlocalwaitrose.asp
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:29, archived)
# there's one in my town
it's "really popular" with the locals, so much so that the local iceland has never seen so many customers....

HOW MUCH!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# SAVALOY AT WAITROSE!!!
The John Lewis masses wouldn't stand for that kind of muck in their hallowed food halls.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# well,
i was thinking more of 'in a chippy', but i suppose if i rummage through the supermarkets i may come across one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Mmmm!
Saveloys are teh bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Jumbo Sausage
Ask for one of those - it's the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# yay
yes, also completely bereft of pork no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That depends on how you define "pork"
...as with all sausages apart from the finest Lincolnshires and Cumberlands that currently grace my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:27, archived)
# hmm
I'd have to say that quality pork requires at least 80% porcine goodness and perhaps 10% sawdust for "flavour"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# thats racist to saveloys...
they should serve anyone who wants something to eat...

*burns chip shop in protest*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# He looks angry.
Tell him to cheer up.

EDIT: Top lurkage, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Are you now
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:27, archived)
# that is a very cocklike
Food stuff. Accidental cockage?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I shopped it
Not Safe For Lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Then you are dirty
And I salute you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:32, archived)