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# Super Mohammad 72 (virgins)
(Tpaz, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?

2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# 10)
What if
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# 11) what if he gets 72 raisins?
www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that's interesting

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# 11) What if they are all fucking mingers or under 13?
(after all why else are they virgins?)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# shirley the latter
would be a bonus!
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:33, archived)
# 11) what if all 72 have headaches on the same night?

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# or
on the blob?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# or havent got gaffa tape over their gobs?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Afraid of being out-witted?
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# no, just nagged to death
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Dude, you hang out with the wrong kind of ladies!
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# tell me about it!
they never buy the beer
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# *phones johnny ball*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I know
menage-a-soixante-deux
menage-a-soixante-treize
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Soixante-douze...
surely?
(stotty, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# no
because with a menage-a-trois, you count yourself in, non? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/5630565
Speak now or forever hold your piece.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# yes !!!
email in profile, thanks Pot
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I believe the Koran got it wrong
It's 72 Virginians ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# i believe karon keating got it wrong
or was it caron?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Did she ever get
anything right?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# she didn't fuck up dieing
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Oh yes she did
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# oh aye
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# STOP IT, I BEG YOU!


I recently broke a rib, and it really does hurt
to laugh out loud, or sneeze, or cough . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# 13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# damn you!

*la la la la* I'm not listening *la la la la*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ?
menage a soixante-douze shurely? unless you carelessly mislaid 10 of them.
(richey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Are they self-repairing virgins?
Or do they get replaced with new ones as they get popped?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# meanwhile, police hunt failed Tube bomber
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)