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# you're fat and need one of these
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(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# nice bloke
nice and fat

everyone should have a hammer wielding conscience monkey. woo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# You likes 'em big, eh?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# oh yes.
i'm like benny hill in the italian job.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good for you!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# curses
i forgot to add may not be 100% true not that i've got anything against the big boned obviously.

lee and lance wasn't it?

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# You've lost me.




(Hahahahaa, fattist)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# harry enfield television programme
was briefly funny back at the start of the 90s.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Aaaah
Yeah, I have vague recollections of laughing at that once. It could have just been a BT advert with Bob Hoskins though.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# "Its good to talk"....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, I sooooo need one of these
But not as much as *insert name of friend/relative/neighbour/girlfriend/boyfriend/B3tan*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# i'll take a
*insert name of friend/relative/neighbour/ girlfriend /boyfriend/B3tan*

if there's any left
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Even if she's a fat munter?
Woo to your pic btw - musta bin fun googling the source pics. ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# i'd rather not have a fat munter
after googling for this i need the bleach
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Get Away !
You only eat salad !
I'm still gnawing away on wild boar !
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Bollocks I do
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *carries on gnawing*
Trying it with Wasabi at the mo.
Wild Boar seems to go with everything.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Wasabi is the bee's knees
I made my sweetie tofu satay with wasabi mash the other night and it was fucking gorgeous.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# An anti-fat hammer monkey!
how novel!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# he can be trained
to do beer and fags
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Not Beer !
Please God not beer.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Can he be trained to do
'not the same fucking lunch every day'?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# that'd never work!
the very idea!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Do you
make up your lunches then ?
I'd be very disappointed to find that you really have a Big Mac and Fries (whatever the Fuck they are) every day.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# No, of course not
That was a dig at Wasp 'bap with salad and salad cream' Box. :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I know that guy!
Isn't he the one swimming in the Thames 2 weeks ago?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How useful.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I want a monkey like that!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)