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# That has to do with the
being near a girl - replace her face with GMOS and the illusion is shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# not necessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Well, quite!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I guess he is a honey....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# he certainly is.
in other news, i'm half-watching the luge at the winter olympics on the television. given that what they're essentially doing is sliding round an ice track on a tea tray at 90 mph, how exactly do they control themselves while they're doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)
# directional farting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
by well-timed farts

edit/Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
# really strong bladder sphincter muscles?
I'd piss myself at that speed. And at that temperature too.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# it would come out as a frozen shaft of urine, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Interesting...
I thought it would be warm, a la Dumb and Dumber on the moped (or was it lawn mower?)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# pilates?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Pontius?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# when I was a kid and subjected to the usual primary school christian bollocks around christmas time
I imagined Pontius Pilate to look like Darth Vader in Star Wars .. at the end, where he`s flying a Tie fighter with his little oxygen mask thing on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# like this, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)
# it's twice as sexy now
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# My wildest dreams in pictoral form!
Just add a few more pretty male b3tans in there. *Swoons*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Howsabout now?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Yowser!
More! More! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Apparently this is SuperMatt
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)
# he don`t half make a good bird
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# yer
Fantastic tits and a nice arse too
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# you say that about everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# The sexy nun looks a lot like me already.
Maybe I'll dress up for my 10000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# draw on yourself with glitter
it's the new style!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# But he's in Vietnam.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Who to do next?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
PHWOAR!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# having, as a i do, a face like a bag of smashed crabs, i shall pass on this.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I'm sure that's just not true.
All people born on 11th September are GORGEOUS!
Edit: Damn, I got that wrong. You're on the 7th. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Gibbon`s a babe
.. smells a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# i model my look on you.
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# which explains why i was born on the seventh.
impressive stalking that you got the date so close, though :)

*closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I'm thinking of having a huge Birthday Bash for September-born b3tans.
But I can't be bothered to start thinking about it until at least August. Sound good?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# we had a september babes thing last year with
staticgirl, clk and, ummm... a couple of others. keep me posted.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# doom cube is a september lass also
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Plus tico24, Cassidy, evil pixie, MissPrism and sunny_jimbob.
But I've not seen them about for for ages and ages. Probably all over at the other place.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# This year we'd have me, Curis and Fanj...
... more additions to the best birthday month of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# me, also
I scrape in on the 30th.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# it's the most popular birth-month of the year.
something to do with being 9 months after christmas and the new year, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Yes, oh yes indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# I am also a September baby
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
#
baby babe.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Gah!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)