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no, want some beer?
somehow I envisaged girls who give out free monkey beer to look a little....supermodel like
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:48,
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ewwwwwww
imagine that sitting on your face!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:49,
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*doesn't have to*
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:52,
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you mean
you have experienced it?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:55,
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like pulling open a hot cheese toastie
and sucking out the strings
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:00,
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oh my lord!
that just turned my stomach.... *runs to loo*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:06,
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*wins 'to the loo' race*
*splatters pan with arse-piss*
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:13,
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That's my kind of girl!
Any girl that hands out free clean, crisp Monkey Beer is the one for me.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:50,
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That's right
as long as the sexy minx hasn't been tempted to try a swig!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:57,
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Too right!
all hell would break loose, even if she simply thought about having a slog.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:01,
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i readed that as snog
'ha ha' i thought, 'prunes is scared of snogging the monkey beer girl'
I was, however, wrong, it said slog
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:15,
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That'll teach yer for trying to run before you speak
now you simply look daft.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:17,
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do i ever look any different?
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:20,
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Mmm...
...free monkey beer.
she might be alright if she lost, like, 200 lbs or somthing.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:02,
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just drink the free monkey beer
and she'll be fine
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:04,
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*drinks monkey beer*
why, hello pretty lady
*CENSORED*
*wakes up*
*bites own arm off*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:10,
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