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# The real version of speed!


big file but cant make it bigger! sorry lol
(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# sorry
smaller..
(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# You can make it smaller
by saving as a jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# link it for now and try saving as a jpeg
this way it won't be equivalent in size to that of the moon
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# BIGGER!
more cheese sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# OH CHRISTY
it loaded upwards!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I loved how that loaded from the bottom up
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# the firefox boffins need to make it a bit more spectacular
like a placeholder as the image is downloading with

"wait for it.. oooh nearly there.. this is gonna be helluva good"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# 846kb?!?!!?
hello new person etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DONT SAY lol IT PISSES OFF MANY GOOD B3TANS. DONT USE IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# LOL WTF U ON ABT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# rolf mayo
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Did someone say ROLF MAO?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# That's disturbing
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# that
actually hurts.
(steveeeee, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# lol is tolerable
best part of a meg for a picture is worse than Dick Van Dyke playing 5 characters in one episode of Diagnosis Murder
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# OMFG THAT'D BE AWSOM!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# sweet jesus fucking a donkey
JPG it quick! QUICK!

800K is just nuts
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
never use teh bmp
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# "KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"!
/can we keep him, he's new...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Heh - haven't seen that one
Is it a new 'un?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# yup, one of four good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
I therefore look forward to n00bs feeling your wrath
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)
# you are having a fucking giraffe.
prepare to be bum raped.

There is no excuswe for the bitmap. Delete it and come back with a jpg under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# In the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# in the thames
on such a winters day
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# You silly cunt.
(Dooley, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# upwards loaded!!!!11one!11!
made my day :)

also a little game not worth its own thread:
can you Find Teh Cock!? I can't and I made it!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Right hand side of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Holding some sort of crudely drawn magenta phallice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# pffffffffffft.
oh dear god.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)