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# interview: Lawrence `MyPenisAndI` Barraclough
Lawrence has a small cock. A very small cock. He's making a film about life with a tiny penis and how it affects him.

Ask your questions now - or forever hold your quiet.

LINKS: His website. Youtube vid

BTW: This interview is being performed by Kirk Rutter (chap who did Winner or Sinner) and he also asks me to ask you 'Any 'knob joke' pictures would be great as well.'
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I don't think anyone here does nob jokes

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# ask him if his girlfriend would like your phone number...
/too shy




:) TM
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# nob jokes?
Us?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# did he also do a selfhelp book?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Righto
'Affects', not 'effects'.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# you nob!

:) TM
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# *got an A for English*
many, many years ago.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Why do you care?
(him, not you)

Yes people might laugh at him occassionally, but if he is comfortable enough with it to talk about it then it isn't causing him too much mental anguish and physically it doesn't matter a toss.

Now I have a reasonable sized shlong, so I have no longer got the proble, but I did not go through puberty until I was very old. Being a 5'1" 16 year old with a willy that doesn't work is a bit arse, but once I stopped skulking around pretending my voice was deeper than it is all was well.

He is willing to talk about it and it works, I think he's just trying to cash in on being a bit of a freak.

What is his response to this.

Also, why am I writing questions for an interviewer? Anyone want to write an article for MBUK that I can submit as my own work?

I'll give you a mention.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ill do it.
oh mountain biking.

i wont do it.

Your point is a good one though, thats his job, shirley.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# I watched the Youtube video.
He seems like a fairly stout fellow and it doesnt seem to impede on his daily functions. I would anticipate, however, that that has not always been the case.

Is he able to outline examples of how his affliction has hindered his existence in the social world? Im talking perhaps in getting jobs and so forth. And when did the problem cease being a source of anguish for him? Were there any events/people that aided in this process?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# i don't do knob jokes
have a pretty picture instead
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# i can
see men.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# arf
(:
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Well, there's plenty cock picture puerility in me profile
But Jokes a comic would do on stage? Hmm... I'll get on it
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)