LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM!
slowly, or running downhill*
* Running downhill is the best way to escape from bears, as their front legs or shorter than their rear, thus running downhil causes them to topple over.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 15:12,
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* Running downhill is the best way to escape from bears, as their front legs or shorter than their rear, thus running downhil causes them to topple over.
Helicopters
are the best way to escape from bears.
Unless they're flying bears, in which case you're fucked.
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Unless they're flying bears, in which case you're fucked.
that must be lies
but pangolins can break a man's leg with one blow and they have razor sharp scales and they can roll into a ball like sonic and they can squirt bad smelling stuff like a skunk and they can walk on 2 legs and grow as big as a man. truely they are awesome.
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