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this was in the paper today, made us laugh.
i had to explain to a few why it was funny.
(RandomMandela hellow, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# NOOO!

You're making baby jesus cry!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# I haven't see the upside-down version before.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# neither had I
I feel complete now....
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# let us explain a few things to you
....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# no its ok
thats jsut what it looks like when your looking at yourself in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# only if I look through my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# 1. jaffa cakes are cool
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Jaffa cakes suck shit through a straw
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# have you tried the new blackcurrant ones yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Fuck me no
They sound disgusting.
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# They are
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# I've not tried them yet but they sound fab
Aldi do all sorts of flavours in them like grapefruit, cherry and strawberry (or is it Lidl?)

Pikey at heart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I didn't make the rules
I merely obey...
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# whats black and blue and sits in the corner crying?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# a nun done up the bum
?

edit: err after being punched in the face and allowed to bruise a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# the prevalence of goatse in the media can't be a coincidence
either they are designed by a bunch of jokers or the image has been burned deep into their subconcious.
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# well I never......
!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# I always wanted to a slideshow of goatse pictures in Flash
for the simple reason that i've got the ideal song to go along with it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:05, archived)