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[challenge entry] If Cruise was god, B3TA would think twice about mocking...

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:15, archived)
# now snort some wusabi!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:15, archived)
# and use it as anal lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Anal!

*Tidy's desk for the umpty-eighth time*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# YAY
Anal is my magic trigger word! *goes on 17 minute murderous rampage*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ooh
that's better ... body count of 27 :D
One of my more fulfilling killing sprees
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
we'd be in so much trouble!
very good sir. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
Never realised Gary Coleman felt so strongly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# What choo talkin' 'bout?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Watchoo Talkin' About Wallace?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Haha.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# one day on b3ta
the most offensive picture/anim will be made
and the world will gasp

Ahh, it'll be fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I'm surprised it's not been done already
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)
# the amount of effort and consideration that would be required to completely
offend everyone would probably be quite a bit.

no doubt there is some grand master of b3ta working away drawing a bit at a time, giggling away to themselves, in some dark basement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)
# that could be any one of us
*stops giggling*
*goes upstairs*
*sees sun for first time in weeks*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# arg!!! the daystar!!!
a fiery nemesis!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hehe
and we'll be so used to offensiveness, we'll probably not notice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
# perhaps
but there's often someone with the "I say old chap, that goes a tad to far, eh what?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# If only I hadn't deleted
my tesco value baby pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)
# :/
poor tesco value baby got deleted by the big electronic coathanger.

never mind, I'm sure you can think up another one :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *burns b3ta embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)