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From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)
From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)
I just can never see that pic of Tom Cruise the same
after that placenta eating pic got Fp'd
but Woo!
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Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:55,
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but Woo!
hahaha
blow goats
EDIT: the next cunt who tells me that 'making a website is easy' gets a smack in the fucking mouth. Ive been flitting over this PHP bullshit for 2 hours and im non the fucking wiser
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:06,
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EDIT: the next cunt who tells me that 'making a website is easy' gets a smack in the fucking mouth. Ive been flitting over this PHP bullshit for 2 hours and im non the fucking wiser
*mouths in the fucking smack*
No seriously
'use PHP-fushion'
oh yeah, NOW fucking what.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:09,
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'use PHP-fushion'
oh yeah, NOW fucking what.
i was told otherwise
'once its done its easy'
ARRGGHHHH!!! mySQL, PHP 6.00, Apache web-server, cunting Mirror sites
RGH!
DAMN im pissed.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:11,
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ARRGGHHHH!!! mySQL, PHP 6.00, Apache web-server, cunting Mirror sites
RGH!
DAMN im pissed.
I want to do something with my website
but I have nothing to put on it :/
I should learn php, is it hard?
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:15,
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I should learn php, is it hard?
hmm
*dies*
First it tells me i need mySQL, so i get that.
then i need Apache web server.
So i try to get it froma mirror. Doesn't work. Try another mirror. Just get a weird source directory.
*gets fed up*
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:16,
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First it tells me i need mySQL, so i get that.
then i need Apache web server.
So i try to get it froma mirror. Doesn't work. Try another mirror. Just get a weird source directory.
*gets fed up*
Setting up on Centos?
207.210.101.131/site/?q=node/2
Linky to Yum instructions for setting up Apache/PHP/MySQL.
Works in a similar fashion for Debian or Gentoo, just change the commands you send to your package manager.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:18,
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Linky to Yum instructions for setting up Apache/PHP/MySQL.
Works in a similar fashion for Debian or Gentoo, just change the commands you send to your package manager.
i know your trying to help man,
but thats the biggest box of RIS or KPIEs i've ever heard.
/awkward
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:20,
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/awkward
give up for tonight
and have a look at the install docs over a nice cup of tea in the morning
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:23,
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so mysql is working?
apache is installed and working with the right mods for running php
and the php can do sql connections?
weird source?
What system are you running it on and all that?
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:19,
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and the php can do sql connections?
weird source?
What system are you running it on and all that?
im using XP, but everything i find says
linux or some such crap. Im like, 'what fucking one do i download'
but no i havnt actually installed PHP or SQL yet, i need a server, or whatever.
i dont fucking know.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:22,
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but no i havnt actually installed PHP or SQL yet, i need a server, or whatever.
i dont fucking know.
start with installing win32 apache as that's quite simple to install from the binary
and work from there
*edit* yes, the download apache is a little bit of a mess
pick a mirror, there's a list of crap, try httpd
then in there "binaries"
and in there "win32"
there's a choice of different versions, 1.3.35, 2.0.58, and 2.2.2
the higher the number the newer, I don't know what the major issues are for each version number, but some of the addon modules for apache only work with certain versions, that's why you've got a choice of three there.
the .msi files or the big .zip files are what you want.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:24,
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*edit* yes, the download apache is a little bit of a mess
pick a mirror, there's a list of crap, try httpd
then in there "binaries"
and in there "win32"
there's a choice of different versions, 1.3.35, 2.0.58, and 2.2.2
the higher the number the newer, I don't know what the major issues are for each version number, but some of the addon modules for apache only work with certain versions, that's why you've got a choice of three there.
the .msi files or the big .zip files are what you want.
Theres a reason why no one runs webservers on Windows
However www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html might help you out. Apache, PHP and MySQL all in one easy to install package.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:37,
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Err
This is why God invented CMS and templates. Maintaining is easy. Setting up just requires some playing with CSSED and the template file. No stress required.
Drupal is rather nice, depending on what you need.
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:17,
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Drupal is rather nice, depending on what you need.
run what!?
will it work on win32??
do i need a unix code?
what the hell is win32!
*spins in circles*
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:12,
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do i need a unix code?
what the hell is win32!
*spins in circles*
But that is a legally binding contract!!
I might buy it and sue your ass!
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:12,
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aha
but how would you sue me? Ive stated there that the auction is only for the image!
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:14,
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it clearly says underneath that you are buying a .jpg which will be emailed to the winning bidder straight after the auction
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:15,
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*doesn't really care*
*has just seen a family of foxes*
*cries a little inside due to lack of camera*
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:20,
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*cries a little inside due to lack of camera*
Get a camera,
then go back in time, taking the camera with you.
Sorted
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Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:24,
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Sorted