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# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:31, archived)
# the love
can you feel it?

oh such a feeling!

Let's feel a love today!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Thats a whole heap of
big pink love
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# it's a nobbly one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ooo
that's going to chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:38, archived)
# for your pleasure, of course
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# why you spoil us sir

(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)
# *feels*
*lieks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# don't you mean licks?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:35, archived)
# meh
s'all the same to me!

*licks*

*tongue goes pink*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:39, archived)
# what colour was your tongue before?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# shit good point
it was.........

GREEN AND PURPLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Braw!
Have this view from my window as a prize
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)
# You live in a treehouse
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I do
I wouldn't dream of living anywhere else
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I can see the sea!!!!!!!!
*bounces up and down excitedly in car*

what do I win ???
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:39, archived)
# *doosh*
Shut up timmy, or we're going home
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I hate you
I am going to live with mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:46, archived)
# YOUR MUMMY SOCKS COCKS IN HELL!
*screeeech*

*gets out car*

*grabs timmy*

*hurls into ocean*



*trips*
*falls in also*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:47, archived)
# well at least she gets dates

(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:48, archived)
# *climbs out of sea and up cliff*
*hands five pounds*

*dies again*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:51, archived)
# ah
my prize at last

*timeskips back to the fifties to buy enough icecream to make me puke green*
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:57, archived)
# reminds me of a joke
What sound do a water truck and a vinegar truck make when they collide?

ANSWER:
www.b3ta.com/board/6002501
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:46, archived)
# hahahah
douche, ill have 2 bags please!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:47, archived)
# You win a groat:
1 groat


That's the Cromarty Firth, I used to have a boat there ubtil it got vadalised by kids.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:01, archived)
# but but
I am not allowed pets
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Cor!
how cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Is that now?
Sun's gone down where I am

either that or it's these damn urban canyons...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:36, archived)
# about 15 minutes ago
It has been a corking few days up here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:38, archived)
# "up here?"
it's been scorching today in manchester but it's all cloudy and twilighty now :-(

but it has been TOOOO HOOOOOOT... cooling off now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# It's been TOOOOO HOT here (Dingwall) too
I went to work in my shorts today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Clearly
you are rich. I demand you give me £800 this instant!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:47, archived)
# 400 bucks isnt alot over there really is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:49, archived)
# *ahem*
£800 is exactly $1,474.09; which isn't a WHOLE lot, but it would help... LOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:52, archived)
# ahh
sorry i divided the wrong way

durrr

*claps*

*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:54, archived)
# I would
but I only use groats, will 645 groats do?

I'm not rich eithr so I'll be giving you all the groats I have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:03, archived)
# YAY Groats!
Can I have a few half-groats too? I need to get a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Indeedyou can.
Do you want all my belongings too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Yes please
so.. that'll be both blankets, and the tinfoil hat, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:18, archived)
# oooookay
but you're not getting my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:21, archived)
# thats a chuffing lovely view fella
where are you (roughly)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# you mean
roughly exactly so i can come bum your face
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# come bum
verb, c.u|m bu|m, to #NSFW CENSORED# someone
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:44, archived)
# how do you bum someone's face?


wait, don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)
# well....
first of all...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I'm in Dingwall
15 miles north of Inverness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:58, archived)
# woo!
opens window, waves, closes window

i'm not a stalker, honest.....
(I helped save b3ta! anhamgrimmar, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:40, archived)
# It's a wonderful day in the neighbourhood
a wonderful day for a neighbour...

Could you be my.. would you be my...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:43, archived)
# can I have the link to the tutorial for that please?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:57, archived)
# wassit?
You wan somefin from me that oin't between me legs, Guv'ner?

recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:06, archived)
# COR!
It's like being on mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:04, archived)
# nice
good sturdy girl there
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm. When you think Britain is all washed up in Labour scandal...

It takes a big person to bring back the LOVE!
(Smudger, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Gosh!
I look good in that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
burp
(Smudger, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# WOULD!
WOULD WOULD WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# thats quite wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:38, archived)
# yay

for magenta natural disasters!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I love that font
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:38, archived)
# "Fabulous"
I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:08, archived)