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# Sorry

*hides*
/edit 'ning all
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:52, archived)
# all aboard!
the night train
diddle e dee - diddle e dee - diddle e dee - diddle e dee -
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:53, archived)
# GROAN!
are you naturally good with puns, or did you train?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:55, archived)
# naturally good i'll bet!
the problem is to decide which one to choo-choose!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:57, archived)
# im lucky if i even
think of one pun to choose
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:57, archived)
# yeah I can see thst
the signals are all there!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i usually just steam ahead
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:59, archived)
# erm
you have a tun(nel) of puns today, don't you?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha
it's difficult to keep track of them all!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:03, archived)
# just stay calm
you need a level crossing head to stay on top
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:04, archived)
# well
your puns usually pass(enger) off quite well!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I train on strawberries
they alway come in punnets
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:58, archived)
# monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail!
excellent!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
that's what i was humming (:

woo!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:56, archived)
# nope, just a little damp today!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Hello
why were you banged up?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Operation Ore
finally caught up with him.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I was arrested for standing atop Robert Burns' mausoleum
in Dumfries, feeding baby rabbits into a firework called a Helfire Barrage and launching them into the night sky whilst frantically pumping my throbbing cock and screaming "Take this Blair you fucking cunt".

However, the charges were trumped up and I got off on a technicality.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:11, archived)
# I videoed the whole thing.
If that cunt Beadle was still working I'd be guaranteed £250
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:17, archived)
# i've sold monorails to ogdenville, brockway and north haverbrook!
woo!

:)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hi
i'm leonard nimoy
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I call the big one bitey
*grins at punnage*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:10, archived)
# argh
that's terrible! Woo
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:58, archived)