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# Buy George Bush?
This is completely genuine and I just happened to come across it and find it amusing. You really can get anything on ebay

(zvex Choco, Party, Good Good, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:22, archived)
# yeah. on altavista search,
it used to have "find [search query] on ebay!" at the bottom of every page. Not sure if it still does, but I nearly bought the severn bridge once while looking for images...
(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:26, archived)
#
You can buy an air biscuit on eBay! Burps, snot and semen too!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hilarity on a stick that is
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Alllrrreeet
I would say "ning" but is it now night?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:28, archived)
# it is EVENING
cause i'm still cooking my tea
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:30, archived)
# tea?
yes please :)
(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Ohh what are you having?

Pasta? Is it pasta? It's pasta isn't it?


I had pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# chicken
it's chicken
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:42, archived)
# it's a shoe, a shoe cake, a cakey shoe
a shoe that's a cake.

/watched too much vic and bob
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:51, archived)
# 4:30 where i am!
just off work, done with my pipe and about to grab a beer!
(schnurricane, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Hilary who?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Well, search terms regularly turn up in that box,
because the majority of terms are things you can buy on ebay- ie "iPod" or "Laptop".

Usually b3ta boarders prefer modified pictures, your screen shot hil-ar-i-ous though it is; is a common occurence in the web, which most board members are fully versed in.

Thankyou for your time, Pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:27, archived)
# YOU!
*spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ME?
*readily accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:32, archived)
# *gropes*
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# I do good, and stop with your groping
my girlfriend is here to watch lost with me!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# *desists*
hello girlfriend!

*shuffles off feeling wakward*
it was a purely friendly grope
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Oh!
In that case carry on!

Where has sperm guy gone?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best relpy you could have given there

and why are you not boning your girl senseless, it's not like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)
# thats my baby your being firm with!
no one politely redirects my danny!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:29, archived)
# *Politely redirects*


I just did, in all honesty I could have been far more harsh, and at an earlier time in the day people would have been.

I remember being a n00b, and wondering what I did wrong sometimes when people flamed me.

This board is like a party with certain rules and ettiquette.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:31, archived)
# i was only joking....
im sorry mr kernkraft, can i have my ball back now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:32, archived)
# I do apologise
Not to worry its the second time i've been told off today, i'm learning though, thanks
(zvex Choco, Party, Good Good, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Don't worry, sorry if it seemed harsh
it really takes a while to learn the ins and outs of the board, I've been here over a year and I'm still a spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:31, archived)
# i'm going to tell you the story of the craziest thing that ever happened to me
so it was many years ago, i was i would say a young lad, standing in my kitchen and grabbing a delicious clementine off the counter.

but i wasn't just standing, i was sort of dancing, mostly just swinging my legs around, real willy-nilly, just letting those suckers fly.

so i've got the clementine in my hand, and i was never really good at controlling my limbs, and my right leg swung back and kicked out my left leg. i went flying, chin-first, towards the hard tile floor, my arms and legs flailing back as i rocketed towards a most unpleasant impact.

a split-second before the bony outcrop of my chin collided crushingly with the hard tile floor, i'm talking at the very last instant, the forgotten flying clementine landed quickly and perfectly between my chin and the floor, resulting in a very soft and comfortable chin-first landing.

the clementine did not squish and it was sumblimely delicious.
(schnurricane, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33, archived)
# that is such an incredibly ace story.
you deserve a medal. In fact, that ought to be a QOTW. *adds*

can't help but wonder why you're telling it though...
(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:36, archived)
# i've been telling it a lot recently
almost can't believe it really happened
(schnurricane, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I think
you may have eaten a sponge or a small pillow there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:36, archived)
# What about Bicurious George
It had been begging to do since the film came out
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:35, archived)
# or even since the book came out
many years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Yeah but I'm 31
I'd forgotten about him
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:49, archived)