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[challenge entry] Now that Doctor Who has finished,
there's no reason to turn the TV on until Christmas.

I hope this'll happen...



Go on, just imagine it...

From the The Future Of Reality TV challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Sat 8 Jul 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Dr Who was fucking rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't the Tardis get sucked in to the void?
Why didn't he fly the Tardis and get Rose, he'd been to that dimension before?
Why did the Cybermen start fighting with the humans?
Why has such a major BBC production that so many people think is the best thing ever got so many massive plot holes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:02, archived)
# What is a doctor who
please?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Google it
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Hmm...
Something to do with the bbc? :|
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thats about all you'll want to know. Google 'tom baker' and THATS the fucking Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:10, archived)
# davew27 doesn't seem to know alot of things.
yesterday he had to ask what a NES was.

it's pitiful ;)

although i know sarcams when i see it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Ok
A NES is some sort of games console thing and Doctor Who is a tv thing made by teh BBC :|
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:11, archived)
# both of them, I guess
were more significant before your lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
What were they then?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# the NES
when it was released in 1989 solidifed nintendo as the number one home console manufacturers at the time, the NES was in fact the beginning of nintendo making home console games.
NES stands for nintendo entertainment system. and was the first home console to successfully incorporate a lightgun into it's games.

in those days, you didn't say "i'm going to play some video games" it was "i'm going to play some nintendo."

in other words: THE DADDY!

someone else can do doctor who..
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:22, archived)
# ^fucking this^
You're honestly sitting in front of a computer and you DON'T know what a NES is?

Fuck me jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# i apologise for my outburst.
i am a complete nintendo nut...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Not you man, Davew27
I just lolled at him just now,

i mean, 'nendo and Sega BUILT this world, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:33, archived)
# i know
and yes.

i have my suspicions that shigeru myamoto may actually be god.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:37, archived)
# don't apologise
Davew27 should

Honestly fella, how come you are using the internet, but dont know stuff like that?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:34, archived)
# it's the sad fact
about people who are schooled from home...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:38, archived)
# but surely that way
you'd only EVER know Sega and NES?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:45, archived)
# or never...
poor Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Well
Before yesterday I didn't know what NES meant/was.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *twitch*
*reaches for nearest blunt object*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:50, archived)
# The TARDIS is no longer capable of hopping between universes
The last time was purely accidental.

/nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:04, archived)
# so why can't it do it again?

hold on, forget that, I really don't care
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)
# How come when that big vortex was opened
All the Darleks and Cyberbums flew neatly through the one open window, instead of directly into the building - thus tearing it apart?

How come when the Deus Ex Machina guy dived in to save the day, he didn't get sucked in while he was there?

How come... etc :p
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Deus ex machina is an excuse for bad screen paly and the like
BBC's whore
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# especially as Cybermen
were flying in from all over the world.

Did they have some sort of air traffic control ok'd route or did they just get sucked through the planet?

And what about any Daleks or Cybermen in rooms at the time. If the Doctor was safe by just hooking his arm through something, surely a Cyberman or Dalek with his back to a wall would be fine too?

Fucking awful.

I know its Sci Fi, but that was appalling TV

Bet it'll win awards though!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:10, archived)
# did you not see what he was holding onto the wall with?
it was a random thing that mean if he wanted to he could have lifted the wall.

*pre-emptively shuts the fuck up*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:27, archived)
# yes



er,



yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:35, archived)
# ^this^
And there is NOTHING in between Billy Pipers ears. The clueless whore.

And her mum. Both shit actors.

//ends rant
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:05, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:09, archived)
# I liked it...
It was better than the...

Football,
Wimbledon,
Big Brother,
Love Island,
Only fools on Horses,
Pop Idol,

Etc...

UNTIL THE BLOODY END OF TIME!

*end rant*
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Turdis
The Tardis didn't get sucked in cos that would create a massive plot hole for Russell T Davies and co. And he didn't go get Rose cos if he did then Billie Piper couldn't have left and we wouldn't be getting the Hollyoaks/Crossroads/Whatever she is girl. On the plus side, I agree that there is now no reason to turn on the telly. Apart from repeats of course
(The Who Bird is eating Jaffa Cakes on, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# now THAT
would be a great 5 seconds of television :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:27, archived)
# ha ha
fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 20:55, archived)