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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# haha!!
a great start to my morning

'waves'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
this is so true.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
'ning Freebs
(Pachey, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Ning Miss P
I'm currently deciding whether to go make another cuppa or not
whilst trying to kid myself that I can switch b3ta off whenever I feel like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# i have not got a B3ta problem
i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not
got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta
problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem i have not got a B3ta problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Do you want to come to the Group I've set up?
We all sit in a room with a Computer, a keyboard and a big Plasma Screen Monitor

The F5 key has been removed form the keyboard, and the doors are locked
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)
# ctrl+r also works on firefox
*ruins your hard work*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# ^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^
^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^^this^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Another cuppa is always a good idea
Think I'll go and make one myself. :)
(Pachey, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# don't use THAT teacup!
the one with the ginger pube . . .

*Glowers at 4dam*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# You missed
8.46pm Waking up with a snoozy lob-on, you bury it deep into your cats reluctant anus. That'll learn the little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# you are unrelenting!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# pfft!
that^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ... 'ning 4dam
It's tragic I knew it was you just by reading the post, before I looked at the username :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# 'ning!
hahaha the shame
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# pfffft
your not ashamed! You love it you slaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# you dropped this
're
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# oh shite ...
I have spack-itis today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# spacky tits?
try a sports bra
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
that's what I read too
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)
# :D
yer all buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# it's what you spluffed one out over you mean.
I've obviously not been around enough lately if only you come to mind when horrendous filth appears!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
I was thinking that!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# so you should be
poor little Bilbo will scratch your tongue out for such Blasphemy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Can his claws reach round to his tattered rectum?
Because that's where my tongue will be......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# it's already learnt
why do you think the wanton little furrie keeps coming back ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# so 4dam can push its prolapsed large intestine back in
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# and use it as a glove puppet
to wank with.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# lol not again fourdam!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, hurray!
It's a cracker freebs :) 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Ning sir!!!
I recommend a hearty dose of Carbonised Potato Salad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# But I have already had
a bountiful bowl of golden syrup flavour porridge, it were reet braw. What have you had for brekky? Was it the tatty salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# No I'm just being random
I actually had two slices of toast with Marmite and then several dry Scottish Oatcakes in the traffic Jam on the way to work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Ugh
traffic jams are rubbish. Toast with Marmite™ is Braw! though.

I'm planning my lunch, what to have ... what to have ...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# A Pie Butty
served in a huge bap

with croutons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Cor! sounds ace!
but not very lard-consious *prods wobbly thighs*

However, now you've planted the pie-seed, and I'll probably crave pie until I eat one. You cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# wobby thighs
I think you surely jape
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# lamentably nay
but thankyou, sir, for your fluffy words :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Morning Bilbo!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!

'ning all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning a ling David
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# G'days!
How be ye, ye oated up syruppy person?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# I'm smashing
I'm all cosy inside thanks to my syruppy oats :) What have you had for brekky?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# fresh strawberries in natural fromage frais
and two ryvitas with peanut butter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# That sounds uber braw!
'specially the strawberry bit. Strawberries are the red pods of heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# it was certainly better than the ryvita bit
which made me 'talk' like Mr Ed for two blummin' hours . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Hee hee :)
peanut butter is dangerous stuff, and should only be consumed in chunky kitkats!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Ning dave!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Braw! ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Yes you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# buff!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# :)
it's my special DTH hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Good Ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Ohio gazaimasu Dave-san
O genki desu ka? (Ning matey, how's you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Neko o tabimashta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# You want to eat a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I ate a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Huriki-buntu!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# 10:05pm has a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# asleep by 10.06
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# oh ok!
i'll sleep in the wet patch tonight
sheeesh

just stop looking at me like that

stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)
# LOL he only said a wank!1
Not 10!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I think you mean
asleep by 10:05:12
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# i only last 12 seconds when you do it for me gronky
you've a very firm grip and great wrists!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I say the exact same thing to myself most nights.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Ning Freebs!
I never go to bed!

except at night when the dark scares me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Future?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)