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# Morning Boys and Girls...
I'm facing a day where I have to digitize about 16hrs worth of footage - anyone got any suggestions of useful/wasteful things I could do with my time....

The best suggestion will win a cookie my gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Read the bible,
and learn from it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# stop it....
right now young man.

My mission for today is to tempt you back to the realm of smut and depravity.

ok...boobies, soft round boobies, nubile 18 year old temptresses etc....(just warming up!)
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Do you write the spam I get in my hotmail account?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# thirdman....30% off Breast Enlagement
be a real woman
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# All my spam is addressed to Nelson
which is odd cos my name's Neil...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Compromise:
The Song of Solomon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Bovine,
for god's sake stop being pure, if only to head this stuff off at the pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Purity is the light,
my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I seem to remember
spending RE lessons at school giggling at the songs about breasts like melons in the Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# we shall
have no bible bashers heare
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I only wish
to spread peace and harmony through the words of our lord and saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# well look at this
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I will not rise up
to your pathetic attempts to slur the name and teaching of Him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# fine
dont cone to the pits fo hell with the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# 'scuse me, can I borrow this thread to say
Happy New Year, One and all!!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Happy new year,
to you to sir.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# And to you!
And for the Welsh contingent, "Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# i am sure that is
illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# As long as I can borrow it back...
...to do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# HAPPY NEW YEAR!
...you bad man. ;)

Hey everybody, look how early I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Peace be to you sister,
I commend you on your earlyness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
you really are going all pious on us aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Thing is
he just reminds me of that episode of Red Dwarf when the ship gets divided into two. Good and Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Morning luv (*)
HNY to you too

(* - in a non-patronising & non-mysoganistic way of course)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# stupid question:
and I'm american, so yes, I'm expected to asked stupid questions. My (english) boyfriend calls me "luv." What, if anything, is meant by that? (Hasn't actualy said "I love you" yet...) Sorry to ask, it's just been bothering me for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# it's just like saying mate but to a woman it's Luv
in a cockney style

also, duck.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# nah, that's "lav"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# oh yeah
my grandad calls me missus....."Duck"
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Its just a term of endearment
usually used by northeners & old people...

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ta
him being both old and cockney... it makes sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Best case scenario, it means:
"Friend with ovaries" - it's like "Mate".

Example: "Fucking 'ell, you can sink a pint with the best of 'em, Luv!"

Worst case scenario: when used by sexist old men, it means "Being whose opinion I can totally ignore".

Example: "I think I know what I'm talking about, Luv."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# he he he
ovaries
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I think you'd better leave the answers to us men, darlin'


8-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Birds eh,
bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Can't live with 'em
can't kill 'em
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yeah, spend the day hitting
F5 - works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I always read a book.
When I have to do that.
Either that or go through my next set of EDLs
EDIT: or you could try here.
www.fantasyfilmleague.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I'm a HSX man myself
www.hsx.com

Been going there since '99 - never done any frickin' good though...
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hey that looks good
Might have a go with that.

Been at FFL for nearly a year now it's very lo tech but good fun. We have a little league going as well so me and my mates can take the piss out of each other.
Each season takes a year to run so I'm still waiting on a lot of my box office results.You should check out some of the Movie titles on there it's like everyone from B3ta made a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# good day to you sir
try to kill no hands that will be fun
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Do some charity work...
...and put something back into society.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Well you could...
oh. Hum. Well, if I was going to get a "cookie" out of it I'd've told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# My
gratitude isn't enough ?!? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# A present from the heart
is the greatest gift of all.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)