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# First pic

low on hummus
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:01, archived)
# A redex
good one to start off on:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:02, archived)
# the best of the exses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Better than those crappy blue ones!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# not for me
but it is tiny and artifact-tastic and i can't read it and i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:04, archived)
# It's a joke
playing on the difference between the sun (hot star) and The Sun (alleged newspaper)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# ooooooh
i see that now
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
What's John Leslie up to then? He won't sue C5 Wright? Sir Clive Sinclair invented the C5, therefore surely he's the C5 Wright? Or was it the staff at Hoover in Merthyr, building them. Were they C5 wrights?


Okay, I'll shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It's his ex-mate, who outed him as an alleged sex-fiend pervo slimoid cock & cunt taper weathergirl fucker etc
although if you were a conspiracy nut you could argue he did Leslie a big favour because of the publicity he could have got off if charges were laid for the Ulraper-er-er-er-er thing.

That's what mates are for. Stopping you getting in trouble when you fuck (do they still have those condoms?)
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:34, archived)
# the sun is not a particularly hot star
you could probably stand safely on its surface wearing slippers*

*may contain traces of lie
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Haha! It's understandable.
Woo and Welcome to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:03, archived)
# hurrah!
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:04, archived)
# They should have an old age pensioner version,
remove page 3.
Woo, bienvenue
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Well mashed sir
everyone knows THE Sun gives you brain cancer of the arse
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Hello and welcome to b3ta!
and haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Welcome/Chair/Kitten etc...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)