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(LiquidRogue Powerful tiny fists..., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I like this!
I will have 10!

But I will keep them away from my Denim...
(six inch screws will implode without warning on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)
# :(
redex: and I was so curious! ... imagespack?
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Hahahah
iLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)
# how long does
the battery last??
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Its rechargable
On a full charge it lasts 7 hours. Constapation freindly!
(LiquidRogue Powerful tiny fists..., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)
# does it depend
on usage?
i mean, if the user had it on almost all the time would it last as long?
also before i buy
is it covered by warranty?
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:17, archived)
# haha
yo! I'm back from ye pub! What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Nudity
lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)
# you weren't
supposed to mention that......I like my dignity
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)
# When's that supposed to start?
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:21, archived)
# you missed it
try again later.....depends if my parents are out when you're up here ;-)
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I'm a taken woman
I'll have you know
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:25, archived)
# already know
bearing in mind u were previously taken by me *-)
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:26, archived)
# All of a few weeks
Doesn't mean you can coax me away from being loyal.
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:28, archived)
# true
tho from what i've heard holiday romances don't count.....plus I'm taken
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:29, archived)
# You would do well to remember it
And holiday romances not counting doesn't stop the guilt-trip afterwards, so I'm told.
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:30, archived)
# i wouldn't
know, having never had a partner and then been on holiday.....except when i was in oz*-) but i didnt meet anyone. and my best m8 of the time fell for her....clever *-)
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Doesn't mean I'm going to try it.
Not now I'm settled, so to speak...
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:32, archived)
# we have a choice
holiday romance in the aid of science......... or blow up a caravan *-)
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Blowing up a caravan seems like a much more fun/safe option
Nitro-glycerin?
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:34, archived)
# how about,
try it and andy come round with a fish knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fish
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Depends if it's a sharp fish-knife
If it's one of those plastic disposable ones, it's not going to scare him much.
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:37, archived)
# depends
blunt may hurt more *-)
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Look you fucking cunt thats my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Someone's happy....
Nice to see you too
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:33, archived)
# just popped round for a good old chat :)
hows you m'lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:34, archived)
# I'm cool
Just annoying everybody else by holding a half-private discussion on the board :)
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:35, archived)
# ah gdgd.
surprised noone else has chipped in yet
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:45, archived)
# I was thinking that
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:49, archived)
# my apologies
m'only teasing....i would like to talk to you at some point, but considering you've blocked me its not easy. I'm taken so its not as if anything is going to happen
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:35, archived)
# shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:38, archived)
# how about
my personal guarantee.....
if something does happen i will drive down there myself (when i can drive) and let u slice my head off.... that do you?
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:41, archived)
# nah
not enough pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:46, archived)
# fine
something happens you can serve the punishment...... your choice.....
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Don't you just love cheery arguments between the boyfriend and the ex?
*feels kind of caught in the crossfire*
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:41, archived)
# i'm not arguing
if he wants to kill me, he can kill me. not a problem reeli. i don't mind
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:44, archived)
# i'd rather you asked.
gowan, make my day
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:45, archived)
# You're such a headache
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:45, archived)
#
hush quiet you
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:44, archived)
# how does the idea
of roast ex served with roast potatoes and yorkshire puddings......fresh veg of course
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:46, archived)
# you said the Y word.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:48, archived)
# fine....
gloucestershire puddings?
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:50, archived)
# this is a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 1:51, archived)
# I can't help feeling stuck in the middle
Whilst you two battle on here, and I'm talking to both of you seperatly on msn
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:51, archived)
# and I came in someone's hair
*offers tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Yes
"female b3tans extreme nudity hour". The mods just removed all 27 posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Damn...
...and I was getting excited too...
(LiquidRogue Powerful tiny fists..., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:20, archived)
# yah
all 3 of them showed some ankle...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:23, archived)
# could have sworn
i saw a knee.....or is that me getting my hopes up?? nsfw?
(dougofdarkness brain-ache maker, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:25, archived)
# a knee?!?!? HERE?!?!?!
WE ARE ALL TEH Pr0n!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:33, archived)
# drat
extreme sounds more fun than normal nudity hour
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Yes
it's extremerer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:32, archived)
# I rubbed my ballbags on the monitor
And the whole internet sawed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:45, archived)
# heh... Shit different... R0FFL0RZ
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)
# woo
and...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 29 Jul 2006, 0:18, archived)