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[challenge entry] The love that just wasn't meant to be

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(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Cor, that's bloody good is that!
and g'night all
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Hahj]]ahahaa]] I am laughning why?
I am going to sl0eep in a ,mvoment
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# woo yay, he gets the ladies!
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Hehehe, that's lush
and I love the way they transform in real life too!
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# here's mine un shopped
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(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# do people often attempt to walk across your bonnet?
p.s that's a fantastic car
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)
# usually it makes people smile
job done!
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Awesome
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# is that an sclub woo yay?
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# toyota verso advert
*hunts for s-club videos*
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I remember that ad
I also remember how damn sexy that girl was, even if this WAS all you actually see of her in the ad
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# "But Lillian, why don't you want to cruise with me?"
"I can't John, I just cant..."

"Why Lillian, why???"

"Because John, you... you run on Premium!!!"

"Nooooooooooo!"

/scene

Then John and Lillian were both crushed into cubes and made into Ford Probes, each living out their existance carrying overweight hipsters with pony tails around.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# yo
i'm hip

and i have a ponytail sometimes when it's hot


i'm not overweight though... probably under...
but still-

what you tryin to say?
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# In the 90's
for reasons unbeknownst to me or any other civilized person,
it was the car of choice for Men going through the middle age crisis
who were too poor to purchase a Porsche.

in other words - you're fat.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# it's genetic!


i lost 25 pounds in two months when i became a vegetarian
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# hooray for a clean colon
I'll keep my meat.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)
# (not one anymore)
though i still feel a little bad every time i eat meat
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# so like a little part of you dies
everytime you eat a delicious hamburger?
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Most excellent!
Woo bloody yay!
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# awwww
 
lully but it doth make me just a little bit sad.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# that
is quite deliciously daft

*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)