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(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# when we touch, when we kiss....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *spluffs*
sorry, low tollerence
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# What happens then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Then ...
the 70s music comes on ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# OH MY!
He's burning slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# simple yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# OMG!
H.O.F.F.!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# lol!!
TEH HOFF!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# he's on ...
the fucking dancefloor
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Girl....
I'm gonna dress you in my grey bra...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# This should help
Linky McLink
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# that's really quite distressing
what type of grubby piss-stained bag-lady goes around in underwear that needs re-whitening?
Imagine the state of her greying gusset
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*tries not to imagine, tries not to imagine*



*fails*


Arrrrrggggggghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# that's it....
get a good mental image there.
Next time you get to the vinegar strokes, you'll be able to SMELL that greying gusset- you knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I washed a white bra with a blue shirt once
it's no longer a white bra :(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# /personal laundry blog?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# nah,
just offering a not disgusting reason a lady might need lingerie whitener
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# send it to me
along with your panties
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I would
except it fits well and is quite comfortable, qualities that are difficult to find in a bra
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# just the panties then
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# GRANNY FUCKS FROG!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Very good, simple, yet woo
I went to see these guys last year
Fanfuckingtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Warning!
Video may contain scary lady with light-up tits that causes some men to spluff in their pants (though they'll never admit it and blame the cat or something)
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# You do realise thats Jack White in there, dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)