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# ha ha! so do i...
i mean, so i've heard!!

:D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I expected 4dam to say that...
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)
# it was 4dam that bought them for me
you should have seen his little face
light up when i...

...erm

I feel a bit embarrassed now
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# put them on your head and rob a bank?
.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)
# half right...
:P
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# put them on your legs and rub a back?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# that tart!
This *NSFW* is what he bought me...

I'd advise you not to look
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I WANT TO LOOK
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)
# THEN LOOK DAMMIT!
and prepare for a treat
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I can't at work
I'll be erect for the rest of the afternoon thinking about it now
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)
# to be honest
i don't think it's nsfw - but I understand that a picture of me in a lacy red thong could cause an embarrasing accident.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *blink*
I never was any good at following advise...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I advise you
to replace the letter s with a c to make the word advice.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# thanks...
didn't notice the mistake...it's on account of my being a dirty foreign bird...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I'm married to one of them:
well she's foreign and she used to be dirty:

Ahhh the memories.

Edit: What I should have said is: well your English is better than my foreign; or something equally patronising.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)
# probably so...
but then these days even my English is better than my foreign
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)
# My wife's personal favourite is:
"Your English is very good."
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# ding dong
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)
# *immacs*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# nsf my eyes
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I think he's
having a slow day ...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry I was behind the bike sheds havin a crafty tab
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# an 4dam style <s> joke:
tab wank
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)