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# My speakers don't work
is that Erasure's Piano Song?

We went to a restaurant for lunch and ordered cherry pie for desert. I said to the waitress 'When come back bring pie'. She didn't appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Hi!
I'd say something more interesting but I'm desperately trying to log off...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# F5
just one more time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# It starts as 'one'
but becomes 'one hundred'...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Oh, btw, girly advice needed.
I've been dating this bloke for almost two months and I'm falling in love with him. My usual trick is to dump them when this happens, but I don't want to.
Should I tell him or not or just dump him?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Wrong person to ask
am freshly in love
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Ah fuck,
so am I. So did you tell him or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
#
She told him...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Oh really?
And what was his reaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# He appears outwardly pleased

but

deep down inside

He's REALLY happy!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# does this explain
the face fungus removal?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I can't deny
that it's an added incentive - but it's not being removed, more like harvested.

Or maybe it's like when they shear sheep in the spring?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# tee hee
you could knit youself some nice earsocks from the harvested hair
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Yup
He loves me too!

*does happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# blimey!
warm where you are then is it? It's bloody freezing in the UK!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# It's been hotter than hell here since New Years Day.
My girlfriend and I just went to a mall and sat in the beer gardens drinking beer and smoking while wearing skirts and sleeveless tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# cor!
blimey!

</carry on films>
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# we'll be together again
I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be we're gonna be
Together again
I've been connected to the right line
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to

SPONG
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# your profile has changed
That now scares me, window licker fits fantastically with the cat
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it's a monster
for sure.
I don't visit it as much as i used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# it's always nice to go to sites and see a load of b3ta stuff
www.angelfire.com/games4/orens9850site/Flash.html

Even if it's not all properly credited the fact is ppl love it. It has my profile kitty there, i'm still not sure who did that originally, it might not have been a b3tan but it was posted on here a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# no its not
but good story about the waitress though.... keep it up......
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And when she came back I went
"mmmmmmm, pie" and nobody laughed except me and then I looked really stupid in front of my boyfriends friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# You mean
they looked stupid in front of you because of their total lack of hummus, right?

Looking forward to the new job?

Woo to me, 1000 posts! I'd like to thank you all, but I'm too cheap and so instead here is a recording of Vanessa Redgrave doing it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I'm fucking terrified.
I was at my last job 3 1/2 years....so it's kinda scary but I'm looking forward to it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# You'll do just fine
You and I both know they go NUTS for the accent... if in doubt, just say something and you'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

Just make sure it's not soylent green
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I'm assuming
you're the lucky bloke then?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# What, who, me?
No, no no no, no no no no no

Yes!
/nudgenudge

what gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
How lovely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# woo and yay
to your 1K!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Woo!
Could I pretend thatI haven't logged off yet cos I was waiting for your 1000?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Works for me, dear
now go get in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# but i'll be
all aloooone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Well
you won't be alone in being alone - does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Not much.
OK I'm going x
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# No wonder we have so many posts
with all this mush! x
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
#
<gets bucket of cold water>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Eugh!
Help me mother, I cannae swim!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
#
<chucks a picture of Furtive carrying a lifebelt>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Ah, thank you!
Here, have this picture of a ten bob note as a token of my appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Thanks!
Here's a photocopy of a receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Damn, now I have the Lurgi!
** resists temptation to edit earlier post to say "he's fallen in the water!" **
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I've got the time
written on a piece of paper here, should you be so curious later on.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I wonder how many people
have any clue what we're on about?

Night mate, I've gotta go finish Spike's war diaries!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Did he not finish
'em himself before he shuffled off this mortal coil? heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)
# hey!
I'm listening to Any messages right now - it's very good - love the dubby start...

Rock!

ummmm I'll repeat my offer to remix your one of your tunes if you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Ummm I don't reaaaaallly remember your original offer
but OK
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I might have been Universal then
and you were wearing that cute little red dress

hang on a minute, you are Minnie Mouse aren't you?

;op

email me at ucs{at}nildram{dot}co{dot}uk and I'll tidy up some space for you to upload some samples - or send you my address for a disc....or something!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)