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[challenge entry] mainstream religion
would be slightly different.


/heaven

From the Predator vs Prey challenge. See all 268 entries (closed)

(radja, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# what a cunt eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Erm ...
actually ... Jesus _WAS_ the altimate underdog.

Unless you believe that fictional semi autobiographical book ... oh yeah .. the bible ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# jesus was batman
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# no
that was bruce wayne
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I guess
people get those two confused
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# No,
cos batman had gadgets and jesus had a donkey .. just no comparison!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# yeah...donkeys are teh better!
Baby Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Err
That's not a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# He's right you know.
Tis a horse foal
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i know
but it's the closest thing to a donkey as i could find in my piccyacture collection. T'was better than a manky squirrel....
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I
disagree
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Jesus was Superman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Jesus Christ was a superstar
yes he was
(sealz, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# he wore frilly knickers
and a Playtex bra
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# He had hoes In different area codes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# If Jesus could fly
then why didn't he rescue the desiples?
Unless he's a complete git ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# at least the first response
showed some understanding Del, don't cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
#
I think you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# no I think you'll find that he's just a talented cnut :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha... it's funny 'cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# you obviously
never saw "jesus christ vampire hunter"
(radja, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Fictional?
Ah yes, that's right, Dan Brown wrote the true one
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)
# It wasn't even slightly autobiographical
since He Himself didn't write any of it.

/pedant.

If I Woo a picture of the devil, does that say more about me, or about the devil?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)