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# I was working at Gawick Airport
scanning all the bags that got checked in.
One day someone noticed a Penis Enlarger in one of the bags, so they radioed the gate and told them they had found an 'unknown device' in one of the bags.
This meant that the person who owned the bag had to be taken to one side and have his bag gone through.
Cruel, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# it's only
what they deserve, really. Men with small penises should be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten foodstuffs - it would brighten everyone else's day, after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Not a small
penis lover then...feel free not to answer that comment.
Anyway, as I always say never mind the size, feel the quality.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Luckily all b3tan men
have huge penises..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# penii?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# penisuses
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
#
its penes
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# how
would you pronounce that?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Peens?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Nah
cos the singular would have to be penius, for the plural to be penii...

To misquote David Bowie:

"Conjugation! It's all I want from you..."

/Edit: did latin, a long time ago, in a school far, far away...
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# FACT
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Yes,
mine is particuarly enormous...for a fat chap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# how can you tell
if you can see it, it must be big

*runs*
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I've seen pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# not me

baby carrot
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# does
it matter what size it is - as long as it has 14 stone pounding it in ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# did someone tell you that?
Aw, bless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
you bitch. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# oh come on,
I'm only providing the punchlines - you can hardly expect me to have passed up on that one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# agreed ! :)
.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# No,
of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# well
i kinda guessed you wouldn't !!
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# no
they were too polite to speak with their mouth full...etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Yes
that sounds like fun.
I even heard some guy quote the old"size doesn't matter its what you do with it" tripe this festive period...I couldnt prevent my snorting...he was young though

...gosh us women are cruel..
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# please
can i have some more ?
sorry - thought you said 'gruel'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)