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[challenge entry] Issued by Teesside Chamber of Commerce

From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 472 entries (closed)

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# i want to
sex your B3taname!!!!!

you should become a naval officer!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# An Officer and a Sweary Gentleman
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# this noobie could be either
a computer, or a diverse electronic music maker who not many people have heard of.

or just another b3ta user.

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Who, Inigo Montoya?
Or Vic_Twenty?
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
# heh
I actually have one of his CDs

I think I listened to it the grand total of once
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# or move to Port Talbot
you'll feel much better about Middlesbrough then
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# My uncle used to burn bodies in Port Talbot.
Dead ones.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)
# that's awful
makes them harder to punish-fuck
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# aaah!
punish-fucking the dead.

such a great pastime.

top tip: because wolfbagging doesnt work on corpses, try using a defibrilator on it when you get to the point of no return!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Corus (formerly British Steel) burns the live ones


edit: that has to be the shittest job evah!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I assume both of these 'places'
are north of Watford
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# west of Slough for PT
same thing really

mind you it looks really cool here
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# You Southern pouf
;¬)
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# or swindon
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Dry Roast
the smoggies, twats
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I've been there.
On purpose and everything.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I live there
not on purpose or nuffin
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# fucksocks
i live there, and i couldn't agree more!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)