b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Demotivational Posters » Message 6281070

[challenge entry] Issued by Teesside Chamber of Commerce

From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 472 entries (closed)

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# i want to
sex your B3taname!!!!!

you should become a naval officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# An Officer and a Sweary Gentleman
(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# this noobie could be either
a computer, or a diverse electronic music maker who not many people have heard of.

or just another b3ta user.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Who, Inigo Montoya?
Or Vic_Twenty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
# heh
I actually have one of his CDs

I think I listened to it the grand total of once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# or move to Port Talbot
you'll feel much better about Middlesbrough then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# My uncle used to burn bodies in Port Talbot.
Dead ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)
# that's awful
makes them harder to punish-fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# aaah!
punish-fucking the dead.

such a great pastime.

top tip: because wolfbagging doesnt work on corpses, try using a defibrilator on it when you get to the point of no return!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Corus (formerly British Steel) burns the live ones


edit: that has to be the shittest job evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I assume both of these 'places'
are north of Watford
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# west of Slough for PT
same thing really

mind you it looks really cool here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# You Southern pouf
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# or swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Dry Roast
the smoggies, twats
(sitonit, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I've been there.
On purpose and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I live there
not on purpose or nuffin
(Fishlick, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# fucksocks
i live there, and i couldn't agree more!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)