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# have you heard?
apparently steve irvine got eaten by a manta-ray!!

(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Really?
Somebody! Do a crap joke. Quickly now!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Ok
Steve Irwin walks into a bar and says
"I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# needs more dino porn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you can never have enough dino-porn
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Did you have this in your shopped folder waiting for such an occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)
# there's a whole series
but no Rhino Rape as yet...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# what about gorilla rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I have lots of such things ready to go
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)
# wow
surprise dino sex
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# it's a stega sore arse!!!11eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hehe
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Steve Irwin's wife went to see
a wide-faced, Channel 4 show-presenting comedian...
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# All aboard!
or not
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I heard he was bummed to death by a lobster.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)
# best comment ever.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ^THIS^
HARD! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*still laughing like spack*
*pretends is looking at headphones cats*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Nah
He was run over by an Opel Manta.

Driven by Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
v.funny indeed!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)
# There is a whale in the Thames
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Prescott gone swimming again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# They have invented a death ray
or something
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Only in gravy...
oh, nope, he fell over and cut himself....
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)